The One Thing Anyone Should Know About Mowing Lawns · 1:46am Jun 26th, 2015
Is that only half of it is actual mowing; the other half is finding creative solutions to obnoxious problems, such as low-hanging tree branches, dog poo, bugs, dog poo, intense daytime heat/humidity, dog poo, unrealistic deadlines, and dog poo.
On that note, I'm not wearing my shoes indoors until I've put them through HAZMAT-level decontamination procedures.