Now I can suck dick at writing in a fresh year!
Meeester I hope you're proud of me
You're the only reason I suck dick at life, so that one day I can see you in real life

senpaiiiiiii Meeester

*something about how ISIS will come and rape our women, kill our gays; somehow turns into something about genital mutilation*
Only the girls get their genitals mutilated.
Well, the guys are circumcised, and I consider that genital mutilation.
Pilar, you do realize that both of your brothers are circumcised?
So is Blake.

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It's really difficult. I read on the lovely internet that you eat pussy like you would an ice cream cone. I ate an ice cream cone while my face was shot up on novacane and it was difficult. I smeared it all over my face and it started to hurt.

Yo, what's up, Kemosabes?

This is your friendly film, TV show, and episode reporter here with another review.

Today, for the 1st installment of this year's "Spook Spectacular", I'm gonna give you guys my take of "Hoodwinked".

Here's the rundown of this tale:

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With its trailer receiving a total of 132,000 likes and 342,000 dislikes, it does not surprise me at all. The CGI effects came off as horrid, unsettling, and off-putting and Universal Pictures just gave it a go signal without giving a damn about the overwhelming negativity from the public. I obviously will not watch this piece of shit film, sorry not sorry.

God, what a hilariously horrendous movie.

It was so bad, the guy in the back row must have drifted off and had a nightmare cuz his head was titled back and he was moaning. His girlfriend also must have been bored because she pulled out his headphones from his pocket (that must have had a really short cord) and head banged to some fast paced music.

Oh, and then he took off his pants and they fucked on the sticky theater floor.

True story, bro.

And GAMN DOD, is Kingdom Hearts 3 is amazing. I got somethings that I really wanted, some things I didn’t KNOW I wanted, and a few things I didn’t get (such as a few locations that I really wanted to see, or the inclusion of classic/staple encounters and items that have been in the series since day 1).

I felt (mostly) satisfied by the ending, and that epilogue... so many mixed and wildly varied emotions.

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Greetings, Kemosabes.

This is your friendly film, TV show, and episode reporter here with another review.

Today, for my 110th film analysis and first installment of my "February Festivity", I'm gonna give you guys my take of "The Lion King II: Simba's Pride".

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How have you guys been? My day has been pretty awesome and sober! This morning, I woke up and went to a workshop to start my college applications. When I got home, I continued to read a book. Reading isn't always my cup of tea, but I can enjoy a good book every once in a while. Plus I feel obligated to read it since a good friend lent it to me over a year ago and I never returned it... (twilight oops I think a :twilightohshit: would be

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Yeah no I'm not kidding. That's, like, a thing. We're discussing high-end literature today.

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