“You there. Is that story being written in a second person POV?”

“Yeah, I’m having the reader be a young mare who lives in Manehattan.”

“Well, stop it! The majority of the reading and writing community are males, so we want to give them something they’d actually read. And I’m pretty sure no one wants to read a story where they are the opposite gender.”

“...Oh... okay...”

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“Seriously, what is taking you guys so long? It’s been half an hour.” Pharynx pressed his ear against the closet door, waiting for either Venom, Spiny, Scorch, or Flutterwings to come out in their Nightmare Night costume.

“We’re coming out! Get ready!”

“Ready? For what?”

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I’m trying something new. You’ll see what I mean. I’ll rewrite the song soon. Also, sorry if it’s a bit sloppy.

Anyway, onto the song.

Original Song: Fields of Verdun - Sabaton

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“Griiiiiiff! Griff, Griff, Griff, Griff, Griff!” Venom exclaimed repeatedly as he barged into the room.

“Yes, brother?” Griff replied, focused on his television. 

“Okay, so uh, long story short, me and the rest of the gang were out sledding when we came across a changeling lying in the snow, so we brought it back to the hive, and then—”

“Is it dead?”

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“I currently have 7 empty notebooks and I have no clue what to put in them. Suggestions?”

“Put spaghetti in it.”

“I'm currently taking suggestions from literally anyone but you.”

“Put spaghetti in it.”

“I’m currently taking suggestions from anyone but you two.”

“Put spaghetti in it.”

“I'm no longer taking suggestions.”

“Okay, so do you both understand the rules?”

“Yes.”

“Yes, mom.”

“No sass mister. Okay, ready?”

“You’re going down, Elytron.”

“That’s what you think, Stinger.”

“Epic Rap Battles of Equestria! Venom Stinger v.s. Pharynx Elytron! Begin!”

Listen up, Ven, who you think you’re dealing with?

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Venom: FIGHT ME

Pharynx: Unfortunately we have a rule against battling children.

"Alright, that's the last straw!" Ocellus snarled, pacing around in her room. Pharynx had picked the locks to let them in. "They can't scare us like that!"

"So what are you suggesting we do, exactly?" Pharynx asked

"Hm..."

~Later~

"Heh, did we get those guys or what?" Venom chuckled as he, Cricket, and Sunset re-entered the Change Gang's home.

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