So guys, today I came home to find some no doubt dashing and handsome stranger had left me a package! But that's not all! This most probably charming and brilliant man left me a package sent to me from the Russian Federation!

Well. Only one way to solve this! Better open her up!

Hmm. Something down there. And it's purple! What could it be?

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Rating Scale:

12/10—a complete masterpiece; flawless and outstanding
11/10—Excellent, near-perfect film

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Man, has it really been a year since my last blog? Geez, I am lurking hard.

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Greetings, my good friends.

This is your friendly film, TV show, and episode reporter here with another review.

And today, for my 115th film analysis and 6th installment of my "February Festivity", I'm gonna give you guys my take of Disney's "Enchanted".

Here's the summary of this tale:

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I NEVER THOUGHT I'D HAVE A REASON TO BLOG ABOUT INJURING ETERNITY AGAIN BUT HERE WE ARE

Hiiii, everyone!

The awesome Sylvian wrote a SUPER NICE fan-epilogue for Injuring Eternity, also known as my arguably best RariTwi fic. The story can be enjoyed without having read IE, but it's a lot more meaningful if you've read the original fic.

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lmao can you believe i've been working on this for two years what the heck

ANYWAY YES, EL is two years old now so I made a sappy blogpost shhhh I'm putting it under the cut because there's SPOILERS, and I'd like to quickly mention that, if you haven't read Chapter 24 yet AND skipped the interlude, please go back and read the interlude because it's linked to the chapter.

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