The black gallows humor

What the hay is going on here?” I muttered softly. I suddenly found myself longing for Pony Joe’s. “Give me bodies… or something shooting at me… or something. Not freaky pictures and words written in dark paint.” I glanced back and saw both of them staring at me. “What?”

“She doesn’t know?” Glory whimpered to P-21.

“Apparently not,” P-21 said as he looked behind us.

“Know what?”

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This fic Caverns and cutie marks is what inspired Band of Invincible idiots!!

GO READ IT!!

Or they'll find you

It's raining and I have to walk home

And I have a mile to go and I'm already drenched

Despite the current unrest in our fair nation due to certain pieces of regional heritage and recent judicial rulings, we call take solace that despite this there is one thing that all Americans enjoy as much as a hotdog and apple pie with a nice cold Nuka-Cola. my fellow americans, that one thing is blowing shit up

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Yo podría ser un sucio gringo pero creció alrededor de muchos mexicanos

todavía no puedo hablar en Español Si mi vida dependiera de ello

"And he could have had you arrested for that little stunt back there you know?"

"Wait what!?!" I stopped, my eyes widening as my ears tucked down to my head. That could have landed in me in jail!!

"You were screaming at a government official in a hostile to-”

“I wasn't being hostile; I'm just pissed off,” I grumbled to myself as I let out a yawn. Damn, the sun was high in the sky and I felt like I hadn't slept in three days.

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Like two days ago, I clocked in at 10:50 P.m. (the time I'm supposed to be there by) and I get some whole spiel with a few other people from the Department Manager about how being late is bad and youll miss the team lead meeting which is at the start of the shift(which I didn't!) And that ended up leaving me in a ' I wouldn't piss on this building if it was on fire' mood all night

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band of invincible idiots is going to have a bit of a change happening to it in the near future. Since it is still early on, the fic setting will be changed from equestria at the time of nightmare moon to a whole new kingdom

The next chapter is being steadily chipped away on Just blame conflicting schedules with me on the night shift and working six days a week since the Fourth of July but it has at least passed the halfway point.

And becuase youve all been good ponies and waited patiently. Have a paragraph

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As the title emplies, were looking for someone decent at editing

Send either of us a PM if youre intrested

And i have my telephone back within a day XD

After nearly fifty bloody tries on my own. I gave up my pride and did some jolly cooperation against the Abyss Watchers....

And I won on the first bloody try

Once again the weird minds of myself and Greycait are coming together in joyous cooperation for an entirely new story to help us get off our collective butts and commence with the magicz

It shall involve a zebra and a diamond dog and a pissed off tree

With the rather simplistic nature of the whole thing, i feel like im obliged to clarify what i meant a little more than what i said in the comments.

First off, im just going to say right off the bat, im not suicidal or anything. Saying im always tired as of late was literal; as of the last few weeks, ive been getting horrendous sleep and its just making me feel.... meh.

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im going to get a drink....

Ate enough that my stomach hurts

I can care less about the game now

Three years ago today, some nitwit decided to make an account in this site and that nitwit now has nearly 300 followers

Well, its time to make codsworth's new archrival in the butler business, Alfred