Last week's installment of "My Little Parappa: I Gotta Believe!" is wrapped up. Enjoy.

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Today I learned that some people won't accept you if you don't like skittles. I also learned that getting slapped in the face with a bag of skittles repeatedly hurts.

Yep.

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The update's a bit late tonight, voting was hell. Here's the shuffle, go read that if you want.

For Christmas week, we have... more Sonic RR. Have fun with that.

We lost track of the day. Shut up.

The first shuffle's all tidily squared away. That was a hot mess.

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First off, the previous shuffle's finished. That looked like a good one; I wouldn't be against doing that again.

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Next block of "Past Sins" is set in stone. Just a bit more and you're free.

For now, though, you get a short story shuffle, filling this month's third slot before we clog it HARD in the months ahead, namely next month's spring cleaning-esque deal.

Strap in, laddies, this’ll be a long one.

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"My Brave Pony: Starfleet Humans" comes to a close. Fucking hell. I didn't even really participate, and this is STILL a really gross skim. I'd be happy to go without more Mykan for months.

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I know I'm late to promote. I was at the Eldritch Moon prerelease. Shut up.

So last week's is done, and this week's is a bunch of weird crossovers. Whoever's not going nuts yet, go nuts.

Shuffle's done. Victory shall be celebrated with revels.

This week is the finale of "Sonic - EGRainbow Rocks." This is the part we wanted to run this story for, the part where it all goes RIGHT off the fucking rails. You'll enjoy this one.

Holy SHIT you guys did a lot to "A Demons Love." I'm surprised this many of you trudged through for as long as you did. Fucking TROOPERS.

Well, your diligence is being rewarded tonight. We've come to the end of "A Displaced Monster" at last. Soak this up while you can.

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So the perpetual runner-up of the polls has finally been riffed. And no one seemed to listen when I said the people who voted for it should have actually jumped in and join. Seriously, don't be shy. It's improv, basically; almost nothing's off the table, you just need to be daring enough to put yourself out there.

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Welp, the shipping shuffle is all set. Digest with caution.

This week's a continuation of My Little Unicorn: OH GOD WHY. Enjoy.

Two past projects have been finished for you this week. First one's the promised recap of the riff from two weeks ago, which you can read now. The second is the full riff from last week, here for your optical displeasure.

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Sorry it's a little late, Ring didn't get it set up until after I'd gone to bed.

First up, last week's, the finale of our coverage of "Living the Dream." All set for the reading. Have fun with that.

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The multi-part sampler is finished. Thanks to all the recruits Sigma pulled in from Rage Reviews; this was a very strong riff overall. And for those too impatient to read to the end and figure out the verdict: "A Displaced Monster" won the editor vote and will be filling our 8th-of-the-month slot. Good job, assholes, you stuck yourselves with Displaced Slenderwoman bullshit.

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We've wrapped up the second segment of the "Past Sins" first draft. Great hustle, people.

This week's a festive one: our Stocking Stuffer Shuffle! You'll be riffing a selection of five stories themed around Christmas and/or Hearth's Warming. Enjoy!

And thus ends the first half of "Moonlight, Moonlight, Let My Fangs Gleem Tonight." This was a pretty good one, gave you a ton to work with. This has been a fruitful first half of the month.

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First off, here's the holiday one. I hope it was a gross one for you.

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Hey folks. Captain Morgan here, and I'm just here because Karma's too lazy to blog herself. Basically, she/he/it wrote a new article about a user who recently got busted for child pornography possession and tried to garner sympathy with a sob story on his blog. It's pretty disgusting. You can find the story in the link down below.

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