when niggas give you beef for liking Spilight.

"Eww, you like Spilight?! They're like family!"

Post this in response, just to be a troll:

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get in my van if you want candy, john

luckily i can swing between the "like family" or "kinky fuck buddies"

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2479894 I prefer "family fuck buddies"~

2479931 I use to do that, but I got tired of debating the same shit over and over again. Now? I use the "that makes me moist" troll meme.

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I would just be like: "Actually... you know what? Fuck this, I have better things to do. I'm gonna go make some tea and read "For the Man Who Has Everything". You can keep your opinions to yourself."

There's something you must learn young padawaan: the only winning move on a shipping discussion is to not do anything.

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Eww, you like Spilight?! They're like family!

My reaction to Spilight haters right Here!

2480172 That works as well!

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Or you know, you can use the blunt and forever amusing response of "Because fuck you that's why!"

2480717 I love that as well!

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Then you can go with the less amusing "Because I can!" or "Because it amuses me." And my favorite: "Because I'm Stone Free, and I do what I please." The point is to give them a reason that is so simple, that not even with all the logic of Sherlock Holmes or the eloquence of Adolf Hitler they would be able to give a response to you.

EVeryone does it for the lulz