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Do you think Rainbow Factory can make a good parody of Hakuna Matata?

Lyrics: (brackets means speaking parts)

(Dr. Atmosphere: Miss Rainbow Dash, at times like this, we Rainbow Factory employees say "Not a soul gets singled through!)

(Glaze/WoodenToaster: No, no, no! Ametuer, it's "Not a single soul gets through! Rainbow, flightless fillies roam Cloudsdale, and it's up to us to dispose of them!)

(Rainbow Dash: Uhh, that's not what they teach us at the flight academy.)

(Glaze: Then, maybe you need a new lesson.)

(Begin song)

Glaze: The Spectra Extracta,
What a perfect machine!

Atmosphere: The Spectra Extracta,
Makes those fillies scream! (cackles)

Glaze: It turns those failures, into blue, red, or green! (Atmosphere: Oooh, I like red!)

Both: It's our fail-free, facility!
The Spectra Extracta.

(Rainbow Dash: The Spectra Extracta?)

(Atmosphere: Yep, it's our device.)

(Rainbow Dash: What's a device?)

(Glaze: Well, kid, it's like rolling a pair of device! (laughs))

(Atmosphere: Rainbow, this whole factory will solve all your problems.)

(Glaze: You bet. Take Atmosphere here.)

Glaze: Why, when he works at the factory.

Atmosphere: (opera voice) When I work at the factoryyyyyyyyy!!

(Glaze: (sarcastically) Very nice.)

(Atmosphere: (giggles) Thank you.)

Glaze: He knew his aroma needed certain appeal,

He trotted to my office and we made a little deal.

Atmosphere: I'm a sensitive soul, and I was deeply sinned.

Then I saw the Pegasi being torn and skinned!

OH, THE SHAME! (Glaze: He was ashamed!)

I WAS NEVER THE SAME! (Glaze: Never the same again.)

I WANTED TO PASS! (Glaze: How did ya feel?)

I FELT LIKE J-- (Glaze: ATMOSPHERE! Not in front of the kids.)

(Atmosphere: Oh, sorry.)

Both: The Spectra Extracta,
It's our ticket to fame.

The Spectra Extracta,
Atmosphere: We might go insane.

Rainbow Dash: It means no fillies, to taint the Cloudsdale name! (Glaze: Yeah, sing it kid!)

Rainbow and Glaze: It's our rainbowy, society!
The Spectra Extracta!

(Glaze: Welcome to the Rainbow Factory.)

(Rainbow Dash: You all work here?)

(Glaze: We work whenever we want.)

(Atmosphere: As long as there's good feasts.)

(Rainbow Dash: That's awesome!)

(Atmosphere: It's ready, sir.)

(Rainbow Dash: I'm so excited that I can do a Sonic Rainboom!)

(Glaze: Heh, we don't use that here.)

(Rainbow Dash: Any magic?)

(Glaze: Nuh-uh.)

(Rainbow Dash: Pinkie Pie?)

(Glaze: Nope. Listen, kid, if you wanna work with us, you gotta act like us, and there's a certain position that you need to fill in.)

(Rainbow Dash: Woah, what's that?)

(Glaze: Operating the Pegasus Device, what did ya think?)

(Rainbow Dash: Oh, wow.)

(Glaze: I hope you're not chicken.)

(Atmosphere: Evil, yet satisfying!)

(Glaze: This job is a rare opportunity. They'll die with a very violent crunch!)

(Atmosphere: You'll learn to love it!)

(Glaze: I'm telling ya, kid, this is the great life! No rules, no credibility, plus the little failed kind, and best of all, we never leave, except you and me. Well, kid?)

(Rainbow Dash: Oh, well, (grabs the lever) the Spectra Extracta! (pulls lever, filly dies and blood squirts into Rainbow's eyes.) Evil, (evil grin) yet satisfying!)

(Glaze: (winks) That's it.)

Years later... (chorus solo)

Rainbow Dash: It means no flightless, that's how Spectra is made!

All three: What we say is true,
No single soul gets through!

The Spectra Extracta! X4

MAKE IT MAKE IT MAKE IT MAKE IT MAKE IT MAKE IT MAKE. IT MAKE IT

This isn't the best Hakuna Matata parody, THIS is:

However, you're version has potential. You should do it.

2386142Hidden ability - Imposter! Ditto transformed into your opponent's tyranitar! Tyranitar used earthquake! It's not very effective...
...
...no? Anyone?

2387099 Sadly, I can't counter that because I don't know what type Tyranitar is.

2388546Tyranitar's normal. I don't even know if he can learn earthquake...:rainbowlaugh:

2389952 Then I'm pretty sure Psystrike could beat him.

2390784Never heard of that move before. (Have I mentioned that bug buzz on a set up Volcarona is overpowered as all hell?)

2391620 Only Mewtwo can learn it at level 100. Insane.

2403511>>2403529Just battled my friend. You know what Shuckle's base defense stat is at level 50? Freaking 210. And it knows rest. AND it has a berry that wakes it up.:ajbemused:Also, he had a Xerneas with an item that boosted fairy type moves. I lost my poison type so he just swept half my team with moonblast. Whatever you say.

2403698NO.
Not ha ha. He even predicted my double switch somehow...

2403745 Don't worry, I suck more. I'm just trying to fill my pokedex.

2404073I've got a good amount filled, but I've started to lean more towards battling instead.

2404075 Gotten all the legendaries yet?

2404170I'm not even post game yet. I've started to mainly focus on training my new teams that I've formed and learning the ins and outs of competitive battling. Once I get post game I'll truly be at my full potential as a trainer. I think. I have one more gym and then the Elite Four and Champion to go.

2404621 Have you been bonding with your Pokemon?

2404783If you mean Pokemon Amie, then no. I think that's what you use.

2406234 Yes. Using it is essential to bringing your Pokemon to their fullest.

2406350What does friendship do for them? I was just going to get into EV training first.

2406487 It helps them recover from status problems faster, evade attacks more often, and they can sometimes survive lethal attacks because it loves you so much.

2410128Aw...I luv that. I'll start doing that from now on, sounds useful.
Also, Volcarona. 5 quiver dances. No stealth rocks/rock type. Nuff said.

2410318 I don't think you've added me yet, though.

2413268just did!:pinkiehappy:Next time we're both online, we'll trade. I might not have anything too good, though...

2413937Don't even know where to find that thing.:ajsleepy:Sorry. I have a few things, tho'.

2414983I've got a level 81 ditto I'm not really using for anything. Farfetch'd about level 50, too. Those are probably my highest level pokemon that I'm willing to trade. I have others that I can trade too, but they dip into the mid 40's, 30's, and even 20's of levels.

2415007 Did you know that you can beat any Pokemon with a level 1 Rattatta?

2415042Yeah. Focus sash is one item you need, but I'm forgetting the other ones. BTW what would you be willing to trade and what are you looking for?

A Greninja would be nice.

2403529
Unfortenutaly, none of them yet D: But I have Pokemon Silver for Gameboy Advance.

2403677
Well that sucks, I'd say.

2454203 Do you have Red, Blue, or Yellow for Gameboy Color?

2454420
No, I only have Pokemon Silver. D:

Wow, it's awesome :D :rainbowkiss:
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Comment posted by Nineveh deleted Dec 29th, 2013

Has this been made yet?

THIS. NEEDS. TO. BE. MADE. NOW. :scootangel:

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