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So, yeah, I redid the page a bit, and renamed the Submission folder to teh Dropbox for purposes of sounding Fallout-y. And if anyone remembers that one FoNV crossover I promised like, a month ago, I'm just busy as hell.

Perception Filter
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Yay!!!! And we don't care. Take your time dude.

Divide
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471812
Huzzah! Been in this group for less than 4 hours and a new blog post!
...
On a different, more related note, the new name seems a lot more appropriate.

-DivideByZero

Divide
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renamed the Submission folder to teh Dropbox for purposes of sounding Fallout-y.

471817

471818
Hurr durr. For showing me up, you get a free vial of Psycho.

I feel like things are gonna get exponential soon...

Omega_code
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Wow...76 members :rainbowderp: we sure have grown.

Oh yeah, I just added a 'hidden' Fo3 reference to the front page. First person to find it gets death by firing squad.

Explodium
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473034
Ah, the 'cookies' are tin cans. You know, like that one nutty lady gives you in Arefu?
...Wait a minute...reward?

Oh ho ho, I'd like to see you try, mah boi. I'll capture all your base before you take off a quarter of my HP. You hear?

All your base


You were saying?

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473046
*BANG!*
*Is completely unfazed, cracks knuckles*

You wanna try that again? *Steps forward menacingly*

*Clicks you*
disable

I win.

Explodium
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*Reloads save*
Derp.
*Clicks you*
kill

Choo gonna do about that?
By the way, your base is allll mine.

473672
OBJECTION!
tcl
tgm
*Clicks on sole entrance your base*
lock 101

MUAHAHAHAH

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473844
Hmmm...
player.placeatme 00000007 1000000000000

*game crashes*

:derpytongue2:

473845
That's a whole lotta caps. Too bad I have the power to...
*Exits FoNV*
*Launches TF2*
*Summons Merasmus!*
Kaboom, hayter.

Explodium
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473851
Actually, that's the code to spawn a clone of yourself.
Caps is 00000000F.
Besides, wouldn't the caps just spawn as one unit? I'm not sure, to be exact, because I use the additem code for items.

Edit: Oh yeah?
*Launches CnC3*
ION CANNON ACTIVATED!
KABLAMMY!

473853
Oh, haven't spawned myself caps in a good while. It is F. Whatever. I still summoned Merasmus!.

can I join in the battle?

Omega_code
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473997
Sure, here let me help you. *Shoved hungrykiwi into the battle* Have fun!
*Grabs some popcorn and start eating it*

uhm...
...
...
....
error.
*throws Commander Shepard into the battle like he's a pokemon*

Frank DuFresne (Doc)
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471812 I have a little question about being promoted to contributor.

Someone will message you should it be approved, and you get bumped to Contributor.

If someone is promoted to Contributor, someone's supposed to send them a PM informing them, right?

474090
Oh. No, you're supposed to be messages when your story gets approved. Which mostly never happens.

473041
I just realized we never finished this battle.
I choose you, angry northern semi-related peoples!

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534832
*Throws them out the airlock* (We're in space at the moment, for some reason)

534836
*Puts on Spacesuit*
Can't type anything 'cus you're too busy clutching at your neck as the void of space makes your eyeballs explode?

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534844
Nah, I'm in space with my spacesuit. Never leave home without it.
But your "angry northern semi-related peoples" are in a rough spot.

534846
ALL NORTH KOREANS ARE REALLY T-1000S. THEY TRANSFORM INTO CAPS LOCK BUTTONS. YOU HAVE TO KILL AN ODD NUMBER OF THEM TO TURN MY CAPS LOCK OFF! MUAHAHAHAH

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534849
113 of your space Korean cyborg things just got devoured by a space whale (in space)

534856
The space whale chokes on the liquid metal. It dies, and you are sued by PETA for causing the extinction of the space whales. You must hire a competent lawyer. Do you pick
A-Phoenix Wright
B-Shrek

Explodium
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Phoenix Wright.
Is the trial in space?
Also, player.additem 0000000F 1000000

534861
Phoenix Wright is still stuck in Equestria. His twin brother, Ashes Rong, is your attorney. He is a jar of ashes. You lose the trial because your bribe of 10 million caps fails because we're in space and space doesn't use caps. You are sentenced to execution by elephant dung.

Explodium
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535437 The caps were to pay off the plaintiff in the event that the court ruled in their favor. Besides...how do you know space doesn't use caps?
Like your elephant poo could kill me.
~
*clicks on elephant* (If applicable)
disable
*clicks on elephant dung*
disable
coc space
tcl

535442
You have successfully removed one of millions of invisible wall shields around it.

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535566
Whatev, I still have noclip on. Besides, I'm wearing my spacesuit.

...also, wasn't I being sued by PETA? Why would I be sentenced to death for that?

535581

tcl

*clicks on explodium*
unequip 000cee21 1
remove 000cee21 100

Whatcha gunna do without a helmet?

Space PETA isn't Earth PETA. It stands for People for Entertainment through Torture and Arson

Explodium
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536838
*grabs your keyboard, clicks on self*
tgm
*smashes keyboard*
We seem to be at an impasse.

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536840
*buys new keyboard, clicks on you*
disable

...and your universe probably just crashed because I did that. I'm trying to remember if anything odd happens if you use disable on yourself...other than crashing the game.

536844
>boots up Fo3
>flies Mothership Zeta to your location
>clicks on self, crew and the mothership
>tgm
>OPEN FIYAH

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536848
Ah, tingly. By the way, godmode still on.
*Clicks all yo shit*
disable

536855
It's time to end this.
>Loads Fo.......

2!!!!

YOUR PUNY CONSOLE WILL NOT FUNCTION HERE

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536858
*initiates combat*
*Aimed shot*
FIRE!
ProtheanBrony was critically hit in the eyes for 999 damage. The scars will make good party talk.
ProtheanBrony was killed.
*End combat*
For crushing your enemies without taking a scratch, you earn 1337 experience points.

536864
>Loads XCOM: EU.
YOUR PUNY 'AIMING' WILL NOT WORK HERE

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538901
...I have no idea what that is you just loaded.
Either way, I still win through the power of my awesome.

538925
XCOM Enemy Unknown? Famous for the horrible aim of every single person in it? Fine.
>boots up Deus Ex HR
STEALTH MODE GO

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542152
Neeeeeever played it. Though I know the original has hilariously cheesy voice acting.
Therefore I win through my sheer attractiveness.

542160
>Loads up... GARRY'S MOD. Join TTT server.
ALALALALALALALA

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542177
Can't exactly "Win" in GMod...I think. Also explosions.
TIME TO SCREW AROUND LALSKFLKAJSFLKADJAKLD#$@

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