You've probably all heard about RoboRosewater, the Magic car-making neural net with a Twitter account. Well, as the thread title says, there's a new game in town.

Well, new-ish. It's almost a month old.

In any case, MarkovFlavorBot runs Magic flavor text through a Markov chain and produces hilarity. Highlights include the following:

Offer not valid in Quebec, Rhode Island, or where it could capture the power to cheat the gorgon's gaze.

Hunger seized the tyrranax, and the Long Day of Squashing.

Cash value less than 1/20 of a different form of a long life.

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"Feel the burn of the ancient trolls, keepers of Lorwyn's past—and consider it their duty to edit when necessary."

Current favorite.