Just a silly prompts generator I made, inspired by another user's similar post.

You gotta...

Jan - Defend King Cleombrotus in the Battle of Leuctra in 371 B.C.
Feb - Survive the Fall of Constantinople in 1453 A.D.
Mar - Flee a sinking ship in the Battle of Winchelsea in 1350 A.D.
April - Be defeated at the Battle of Maldon in 991 A.D.
May - Escape the sack of Soissons 1414 A.D.
June - Defend Harfleur from the English 1415 A.D.
July - Defend from the English at the Battle of Sluys in 1340 A.D.
Aug - Face the Pharao at the Battle of the Delta in 1175 B.C.
Sep - Suffer the Byzantine defeat at Yarmouk in 636 A.D.
Oct - Be taken prisoners at the Battle of Alalia in 540/535 B.C.
Nov - Escape defeat at the Battle of Guadalete in 711 A.D.
Dec - Suffer Crassus' defeat at Carrhae in 53 B.C.

...with...

1. Hitch Trailblazer
2. Sunburst
3. Trixie
4. Pinkie Pie
5. Aria Blaze
6. Gilda
7. Izzy Moonbow
8. Yona
9. Sunny Starscout
10. Rarity
11. Spike
12. Applejack
13. Ocellus
14. Fluttershy
15. Ember
16. Autumn Blaze
17. Gallus
18. Starlight Glimmer
19. Sunset Shimmer
20. Pipp Petals
21. Sonata Dusk
22. Sprout Cloverleaf
23. Cheerilee
24. Spitfire
25. Rainbow Dash
26. Silverstream
27. Zipp Storm
28. Twilight Sparkle
29. Sandbar
30. Smolder
31. Adagio Dazzle

...while...

Aries - ...uncovering a daemonic cult.
Taurus - ...searching for the daughter of the minotaur.
Gemini - ...trying to save the twin of a wounded demigod.
Cancer - ...attempting to resurrect an ancient crustacean titan.
Leo - ...hunting the Nemean lion.
Virgo - ...rescuing an Elven princess in disguise.
Libra - ...fleeing the judgement of a powerful god.
Scorpio - ...being chased by an ancient scorpion made of brass.
Sagittarius - ...trying to negotiate an alliance on behalf of the mythical centaurs.
Capricorn - ...resurrecting the champions of Dagon and Khnum from the dead.
Aquarius - ...searching for the fountain of eternal life.
Pisces - ...appeasing the wrath of Tiamat.

Well.

This would be an . . . Interesting story.

I got Be defeated at the Battle of Maldon in 991 A.D. with Ember.

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Do it! I dare you!

7591041
Best dragon! Avenge my lord Byrhtnoth!

7591209
I am actually considering it.

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Oh man, for sure let me know if you do! 😎 I'm a history major as well, so if you have any questions, I can prolly pester my professors into coughing up some knowledge.

Oh, don't worry, I'm a HUGE history nut, and it just happens that the battle I got, Winchelsea, took place in the Hundred Years War, so, one of my favorite periods to study.

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I love Winchelsea! Iberians versus Britons, the Black Prince and King Edward at the fore! It's an awesome passage of Froissart's chronicles for sure.