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Romance Reports by SleeplessBrony
Twilight Sparkle
I want to have sex with Princess Luna.
Princess Luna
Alright. But first, have sex with all your friends.
Twilight Sparkle
What? Well, alright.
Fluttershy
I'm going to foreshadow a future side story for the rest of the fic.
(She DOES.)
Twilight Sparkle
Everypony, have sex with me.
(They DO.)
Twilight Sparkle
That was strangely unfulfilling. Perhaps I should have sex with a supporting character.
Cheerilee
Twilight, have sex with me.
Twilight Sparkle
How convenient.
(They DO. Then they FALL IN LOVE. Then they FIGHT.)
Twilight Sparkle
Love is hard. Let's have make-up sex.
(They DO.)
THE END
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See, now nobody has to read the actual story. Big timesaver!
I approve.
I kinda want to read the full story now? Why??????
wait, what about Luna, then?
Luna: *forever alone*
Just need to add: Luna and Twilight have conversation. Twilight rejects Luna. THE END.