...and...well...is it beginning to seem like the G5 movie and the South Park movie have a lot in common?

"...we have to stop these fantasies of 'Friendshipping' before they reach our foals' ears. We must choke off this torrent at it its source!"

"But what is the source?"

"Oh, that's easy..."

Times have changed!
Equestria's going to hell!
Our kids are reading fantasy books
As if they're under a spell!

"Should we blame society?"
"Or chemicals in our food?"
"Or books that came from paper from curséd wood?"

No!
BLAME ALICORNS!
BLAME ALICORNS!
With their pointy magic horns
And wicked heads so full of porn!
BLAME ALICORNS!
BLAME ALICORNS!
Because they started all this crap
THEY'LL TAKE THE RAP!

"Don't blame me
For my daughter Pipp
She met this unicorn mare
And now she's writing Sparity 'ship"

"And Sunny, my girl
Who once looked up to me
Wrote ten thousand words on the Harem of Harmonyyyyyyy!"

BLAME ALICORNS!
BLAME ALICORNS!
Our kids don't see the creeping dark
While they're all playing 'Jump the Shark'
BLAME ALICORNS!
BLAME ALICORNS!

"They're not even a real species anywaaaayyyy"

"My daughter Zipp could've been Equestria's greatest flyer but
She found her sister's AppleDash and now all she reads is smut!"

"Should we blame the Pegasi--"
"--Or the Apple Clan for this?"
"Or should we blame the pervert who made them kiss?"

Heck no!
BLAME ALICORNS!
BLAME ALICORNS!
With all the 'Princess' hullabaloo--
"And that weirdo, Peter New!"
BLAME ALICORNS!
SHAME ON ALICORNS!

For--
The ship we must rip
The slash we must bash
The sex OTP
Must be OBE
We must blame them
And cause a fuss
Before some fanboy
Thinks of shipping UUUUUUUUUS!

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I'm both laughing my head off and impressed that someone was to successfully parody "Blame Canada" like this.

So kudos!

holy cow thats fantastic...