> BradBurger

>Proceed to realize that everything makes sense.

SgtSarge_51:
>Tell the star to chill for a minute, you’ve gotta figure this cheese situation out.

You glare at the star and ask it if it would mind holding this confrontation for a bit.

It starts to complain, but you turn on the waterworks, shutting it up instantly.

"What the..."

Ignoring Cinder, you focus on the cheese. Hmm. It's almost like you can hear voices?

You reach out to them, but not much happens. There's only garbled noise in response.

>Construct a ramshackle tuning antenna out of literally anything.

>Take the Captain's chair

>Explosion

>Distract the distractions distractingly.

> use Cinder as an antenna

Golden 123123123:
> use Cinder as an antenna

You pick up Cinder and lift her high above your head.

"Wh- what are y-"

You shush her with a boop. Her eyes light up in recognition and understanding.

"Oh..."

The sound of cheese fills your ears. There is mad screeching. Everything seems to fall apart at the seams...

The cat seems upset.

All is white.

>Calm the cat with more pets.

CINDER --------- FLAG ------------- CINDER
AND -------------- IS ------- CAT ---- IS
WOONA IS ----- GROUP IS ------- YOU
ON ------ ROCK IS -------- GROUP
FLAG ------------- NOT
IS ------------------ NOT
WIN -------------- NOT
ALL ------ IS ----- WHITE

>You're wandering a white void, surrounded by sights and sounds, none of which add up. There's a pirate adventure, and a banquet on the moon, and a spaceship filled with the same pony. It was all cascading into a crescendo up until a moment ago, but now it's still.

Ponygood:
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FLAG IS HIDE
NOT GROUP IS YOU
ALL IS WHITE
ALL IS TIME
LONELY CINDER AND WOONA IS ASLEEP
IDLE CAT IS WIN
ROCK IS EMPTY
CELESTIA IS SAD
CHEESE IS ____

Keywii_Cookies55:
>You're wandering a white void, surrounded by sights and sounds, none of which add up. There's a pirate adventure, and a banquet on the moon, and a spaceship filled with the same pony. It was all cascading into a crescendo up until a moment ago, but now it's still.

The question remains...

Who are you?

You are JOHN CENA!!!

>You are Swip.

>I am inevitable.

> you are a random background Pony

>You are Cryo

>New character: Pause and ponder

Ponygood11:
You are JOHN CENA!

"BWA BWA BWA BWAAAA-"

"BURGERBELLE! Woona's passed out! Now is not the time!"

OmnipresentMIrcoorganism:
You are Swip

"I'm detecting something. A connection."

"Follow it!"

"Aye, Suzie!"

Golden 123123123:
> you are a random background Pony

You are a random batpony. You are standing with several of your brothers and sisters next to Celestia, looking down at the unconscious form of a strange white unicorn. She entered the Mist of Elysium... which was a bad idea. Why was she even in there? Why is she holding a rock?

...Is she stirring?

Eclipse_Nova:
>New character: Pause and ponder.

Keywii_Cookies55:
>You are Cryo

You are Cryo and you feel like Cinder is off somewhere doing something more exciting what you're doing. You feel jealous.

SgtSarge_51:
I am inevitable

I am inevitable.

Not you.

Me.

Meow.

> Murphy Law: continue being useless

I am inevitable.

>I am Groot.

>Meta character: Smack the narrator and the cat "Stop arguing pointless stuff"

Ponygood11:
>I am Groot.

...What?

Seriously, what?

>Be Cinder. Save your self !

>Cleverly discover this chapter's antagonist.

Ponygood11:
>Cleverly discover this chapter's antagonist.

Clever? Clever?

I'm the CAT! Come on! How is that not obvious by now?

>Sherlockily deduce that the antagonist must be under the cat.

> catagonist: monologue your evil plans

>Cinder: Be shocked at the cats sudden but inevitable betrayal!

>That's no cat! Hi Discord.

Golden 123123123:
> catagonist: monologue your evil plans

Well, if you insist...

My plans are not all that evil, you understand. I am but a remnant of Discord's magic given form now that he's... indisposed, at the moment. I was, annoyingly, stuck on the moon, trapped in the Mist of Elysium. Couldn't even do anything! But then, I felt a little prod from another realm. A mind of fire and brilliance!

I grabbed it. Didn't really know what was going to happen, but I swapped Woona and Cinder. Delightfully chaotic, though Cinder did ruin my nap... Pumpkin dust is supposed to ensure I can sleep as long as I want!

All I need to do is get out of this pathetic universe. And with what Swip and the others are doing, well, that should be much easier for me. Then you'll never hear from me again!

I'll be free!

> catagonists: what are you going to do after that?

> Sniff your own butt.

>Realize that antagonists almost always get defeated in embarrassing or painful ways, and wonder what you could do to be more of a hero-- or antihero, at least.

>Cat: This statement is false.

>Eat a swallow

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> alternatively you could be a true chaotic Trickster

Assy Assman:
> Sniff your own butt.

I am not some common dog, I will do no such thing! You have no control over ME, you fools.

Also, that name really matches your aura. Nice pick.

Ponygood11:
>Realize that antagonists almost always get defeated in embarrassing or painful ways, and wonder what you could do to be more of a hero-- or antihero, at least.

I was concerned about that at first - hence all the pumpkin stuff. But you know what? Cinder and Woona are currently out of the picture, and the moment they arise I will leave and be FREE! The Sweeties are falling right into my plans, and Celestia can't do anything - just like you! Who else is there to stop me?

>Invisible Flag: finish collecting Cinder and Woona, and proceed to Win.

>Cat realize that there isn't really much to dialogue anymore, and either proceed to the end where you lose and the heroes win, or do the one thing a villain has never done and succeed by enacting your plan early.

> catagonist:... do you know what ka is?

>Rock: save the day!

SgtSarge_51:
>Rock: save the day!

You are now the rock. You tell yourself that, as a rock, you can't do much aside from talk. Maybe there's someone else who can help?

>Science Woona: science yourself into existence!

>Tinder: Wake up

>Cinder: Check on Tinder.

>Tinder: Check on Cinder

Keywii_Cookies55:
>Tinder: Wake up
Masterweaver:
>Cinder: Check on Tinder.
Golden 123123123:
>Tinder: Check on Cinder

Error: Tinder not found.

Also... what?

...You are Cinder. And you remain asleep...

Ponygood11:
>Science Woona: science yourself into existence!

Finally, someone got the right answer. By the power of SCIENCE! I hit you with this flag!

Wha- OW! OW! STOP IT!

It's a well known fact that cats hate flags! Flags are the antithesis of both pumpkin spice and hairballs, so it's super effective in this case.

Quit it! MEOW!

Also, cats screaming in pain is scientifically proven to wake up young ponies!

>Cinder: Arise!