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When do we start the virgin sacrifices?:pinkiehappy:

P.S. I wanna be a pirate when I grow up. That or a fireman.:rainbowkiss:

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That is NOT the way we sacrifice to our kind goddess, may she live forever

5964407 So we sacrifice fake virgins?

5965335 I sacrifice logical abilities. :pinkiecrazy:

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We sacrifice virgin butterflies.

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5965388 Then whats the point of joining a cult religion if you cant sacrifice something?

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Well, we like sacrificing Hoops and Dumbbell. Plus,.as the self proclaim High priestess, I will go talk to the High priest and see what we can do.
Besides, we must make sure our fair goddess of Kindness, may she live forever with the coat of a thousands stars and the mane of the never ending sunrises approves of what we do.

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