The Church of The Divine Bacon Horse
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Welcome, my fellow transformed apes! Let us join in harmonous worship of our beloved equine, who started the new age!
The Divine Bacon Horse, Traveler Of Realms, Glorious Proclaimer, Shelled Mystic, She Of The Wonderous Mane, Wellspring Of Magic And Sanity!
Behold her and proclaim!
*Whinnies*
Well, it's not like she isn't known to whinny on occasion...
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*whinnies*
Eh.
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*Nickers*
Fellow believers, I believe it is time. Time for us to determine how best to devote attention to our divine equine. What rites shall we write, what words shall we whinny? I ask of you this!
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Let us consult the Glorious Proclaimer herself!
What is this I don't even.
Your guess is as good as mine.
You ripped off the Albinocorn's shtick for this?
I thought you ought to know.
Of all the stupid sects of my stupid church, this is the one that transcends worlds.
It's also the only one that's been concretely defined. We don't know if there's Orthodox Shimmerism, Sunni Shimmerism, the Church of Latter Day Unicorns...
I get it, I get it. What indignity are you putting me through next?
Well, I do need to work on that expansion of human Twilight walking in on Starlight's reformation.
Is that the one where I—
Yup.
Well, you definitely answered my question.
I think the people may be expecting something else, given the circumstances.
Sigh...
Very nice.
Don't know why I humor you people...
Because I make you.
Really not in the mood for existential crises right now. Wish I slept anymore; I could believe this was a dream...
Sunset Shimmer, everyone!
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Should we invite Albinocorn? If they have consulted with our divine equine before her ascension, then surely they must know of her words!
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If nothing else, he'd probably get a kick out of the group's existence.
5594913 I am indeed getting a kick out of this group's existence.
Forgive me if I don't post too often though. As someone with an actual Faith, I feel like this might be toeing the line of heresy, even if I am (mostly) joking.
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Completely understandable.
Wonder how weird it is for Sunset when someone dresses up as her for Nightmare Night, like how some people do to Big J of Bethlehem.
Not like that's my current Halloween costume or anything, haha........5586898
Praise be to the blessed bacon hair. May all know her glory and love her.
Also, may my tales of her be enjoyed by members of this group.