"Puritanism: The haunting fear that someone, somewhere, may be happy.”
——
H.L. Mencken.

This is why prudes oppose prostitution.

7864436 I don't want to see purists happy, thus I do everything in my power to make them unhappy. But a fear of a purist somewhere being happy still haunts me. More LEWDness is needed to alleviate my fear!

7864815

I believe that you might mean "prudes". Do not worry, because prudes always make themselves and others miserable; so now, you do not have to worry about making them unhappy; but instead however, have to worry about them making you unhappy.

7864816 Turns out that LEWD makes me happy, so I guess I'll just settle for making them even more miserable.

7864834

In this country, the Republican Party wants a small government; so small that it fits in the bedroom:

7865089 I guess they'll just have to stick to butt sex then.

I hope they have a public sex fetish.