I might not be an admin or contributor, but after the impact I've had on this group, I deserve to be some kind of leader. Kinda like Hitler -- or, y'know, some other person that never committed a wrongdoing in their life.

Rule #1) From now on, as long as you're part of this group, it is a requirement use the trademark symbol (™) when saying the word faget™

Example #1:

Norris is a faget™

Example #2:

Norris is a fucking faget™

Rule #2) From now on Norris will be called by his maiden name.

Example #1:

NorrisTheFaget™

Example #2:

Gaylord

Rule #3) Norris is a faget™

Example #1:

Example #2:

Refer to the front page where I used my horrible dictator powers to overwrite everything

Also I changed my avatar so get fucked dickhead.

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Example #2:

5830035 Fuck Ive been defeated