All walks of life welcome. ...Well, maybe not.

So, who likes to eat? I'm going to try this recipe tomorrow:
Avocado+
Fried Rice+
Beef/Pork+
More Fried Rice+
Cheddar+
Spinach+
Mushrooms+
Almonds&walnuts+
Fried Rice+
Vegetable Assortments+
Sriracha -half the damn bottle+
Eggs+
Salt

So...basically a Szechuan-style Thai Fried Rice. So tasty.

Going to pan fry the nuts, the spinach, the mushrooms, (and maybe onion if I can find one) in the sriracha after I've cooked the meat and eggs. I'll leave 'em separate.
Mix the meat and eggs with the veggies and the rice after it's done to fry in some sesame oil with my spice mix for about ten minutes.

I'll cut up the cheese and avocado to go in last.

Spicy spinach and mushroom to taste.

That'll be so good...and it'll only take 30 minutes to do.

But basically, this thread is for fatasses.

4529024
i'm moist

4529027 Mm, delicious. Are you cake-y, too?

4529029
cakey?

4529024 Good idea.Take a picture of it.

4529030 Y'know. Because people want their cake to be moist. It helps if you're a little sweet.

4529048 I will.

4529086 I never knew how to make toast.Thank you,Vlade.

4529050
then i'm the cakiest mofo here

4529100 Mm, delicious.

4529107
wanna eat me? lol

4529086 Shit, get all fancy with it. Fry it in honey, cover it in crabs, and then get another slice and put cheese between them.

4529109 Yes. That. Maybe...

4529114
I love this lewdity.

4529117 ...

4529151

4529158 You be all lewd and sexy someplace where someone won't be tempted to cook a meal for ya. Specifically. Maybe. Fuck, I don't know.

4529166
I'm having nachos for dinner, so does that mean I've been lewd enough?

4529172 ... I don't know? Are they special nachos?

4529178
I'll know when I eat some

4529183 Enjoy!

4529186
i will