I don't understand it; I do not have a fan group, and yet individuals such as Scootaloo96, Ms Loopy Doo, Stellar Bubbles, Sky Melody and Thunderbolt Sentinel do.

How can this be? I am a kindhearted, gentle individual. With the milk of human kindness by the quart in every vein. I'm a pensive person, of no eccentric whim. Who never could, never would, let an insulting word escape his lips.

I suppose it is part of being a grump. And a realist. And a pessimist. Still, it does irritate me somewhat. AND ONE THOUSAND CURSES BE ON HE WHO ACCUSES ME OF JEALOUSY!

4674340 Y-you a-are s-so j-jealous

4674344
Curse you. One thousand times, I curse you!

4674346 Y-you d-don't e-even k-know me

4674348
Don't I?

I say, you don't seem to be a particularly confident chap. A tad shy, perhaps?

4674350 n-no

4674352
Come now, perk up, boy!

4674353 N-no

4674355
*Places hand on your shoulder* Now see here, what's the matter, Wintry?

4674356 N-nothing, i-it's h-how I am

4674340 YOU ASKED FOR IT TAVI!

4674360
Oh, how kind, Kittenz. Thank you. May I become admin?

4674357
Oh. I see.

4674361 Okie dokie!

4674369
Calm down. Your cheerfulness hurts.

4674371 Sorry

4674372
It is fine.

By the by, perhaps you could have advertised the group at an hour when more are online.

An extract from the unwritten rules of FiMFiction:

> You shouldn't make yourself a fan group.
- This also includes requesting one. It just makes you look desperate.

I don't have one either

4674340
Have we found our own Donald Trump?
Based on the impression given by this thread, we seem to have.
...on second thought, now that that group does exist, erm...