CDC Officials Announce Free Ice Cream For Everyone, Delicious Tasty Ice Cream, And Also There Is An Ebola Outbreak
According to officials, federal response teams are currently setting up triage units all across the country and urging every citizen to "go ahead and put some chocolate sauce right on top of that ice cream now, because within 21 days, none of this is going to matter anyway."
So lets not think about tomorrow!
4383126 My long day is already brightening up. I will live in the moment, if only for this one time.
4383131 That's how we roll my friend, that's how we roll.
4383135 Them other groups be hatin'.
4383140 Man, it's been a min since I've heard Chamillionaire... This is no excuse for a black guy like me... (I've officially lost my black license.)
4383159 There is no excuse for forgetting a song as magnificent as this. None.
Gotta let the good times roll..
...and enjoy a slow ride!
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-The Onion
4384549 Dude, ya made my day with those songs!
4385235 I uh... you... Well, hello my name is Basic Information!