I still work on the big next post, but I must work 60 hours a week, so I leave you with this post. In the meantime, just remember that pædophiles do not abduct foals off of the street by the millions and millions of foals do not drop dead from poisoned candy on NightMareNight:

¡Debunked Myth!

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That link says nothing about how many foals are poisoned on Nightmare Night. It's just about monkies on their monkey version of nightmare night.

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¿How many cases of poisoned NightMareNightCandy can you cite? I checked Snopes, and it has no recorded instances. It seems that our foals are safe from poisoned NightMareNightCandy.