Here we go yet again; another treat that is a stand-alone this time. Sweet, sour, and all around rotten. It's an AnonxCup Cake shipfic that's... well, the grammar isn't decent and it goes at speeds that make Sonic envious. I'm amazed it's 3k words, but it's mostly wall-of-texts that sway on the scale between 'argle bargle' and 'barely coherent.' Oh, and it almost entirely disregarded the Cakes' marriage, save a few throw-away lines that were very cringy at best, and fridge-horror-invoking at worst. Oh, and did I mention the fact this is a one-shot drama fic yet, and romance to boot?

Might I pose a serious query? What sort of lurid thoughts were needed to procure such a work, and in the process blatantly disregard canon? Then again, Anon is present in this fic...