Who am I, you ask? Well, that's not important. What's important is the review.

This is a follow-up to a previous disgusting review that was done. The author requested a second round of HIGH-QUALITY EXPERT CRITIQUE, and I have answered the call.

[x] WTF Fetish

We can't forget this tag, can we?

Sunset was definitly

[x] Detrimental English

Some people never learn.

Her room was a literal fucking mess.

over shittons

There was over a ton of shit present at the facility? I mean, a shit-ton is generally accepted as an overexaggeration, then you tack on "over" there, so it's implying some kind of accurate measurement.

I can only imagine that Sunset Shimmer's room is the dumping ground for a poop-manufacturing plant at this point.

the heavy amount of smoking Mary Jane

[x] Overly Edgy

Her bed cover was theme of her getting fucked in the ass doggy style by OG Mudbone

[x] Unsexy Sex

a pornstar with a monster horsecock

"Three-nerd" prototype trial run centipede (I'll explain that later, kids)

[x] Story Immersion Breaking

Little Caesar's

No horse pun? I'm going to add you to a group out of spite.
[x] Forced Comedy

she pulled out a huge vibrating horse dicked shape dildo

How huge are we talkin' here?

which she bought off of www.bad-dragon.com at 99.8% off sales price,

Considering the day this bonus chapter was released on, I can only imagine it was a Valentine's Day sale. What a find.

a five pound bag of Hanabis,

I had to disseminate what you were making a pun of here, then I realized you're combining hay and cannabis. That's actually pretty clever.

I retract my Forced Comedy tag.

[ ] Forced Comedy

Gorilla Glue,

...
[x] Forced Comedy

an American-themed lighter and a 5 gallon gascan.

I can only hope that we get, in intimate detail, what is done with these things.

The first step

she did was taking the dildo out of it's packaging,

HAHA

YOU SAID PACKAGING

IT'S LIKE PACKAGE BUT NOT

... All right, they don't pay me enough to make these jokes. Get off me, dogs. And why are you all in my room, anyway?

loudly mouned Sunset

It bothers me a little that I find these typos to be more detracting than whatever the fuck I just read in the paragraph above this.

"Weed-covered burning dildo vibrator 6000"

You're trying a bit hard there, friendo.

She bang to pump faster

A bang to pump faster? Sounds like a skateboarding term.

Close enough.

She lift her rear a little bit up, and pulled out a second dildo

Yeah, we're definitely talking about skatesnowboarding here.

a rough square jagged religious Christian cross

So the previous logo I posted is accurate.

with a voodoo doll of JHC stapled to it.

Close enough.

We'll all going to hell for reading that.

I, being a good Christian, am not joining you sinners.
[x] Religion

"THA FUK DO'YE WANT I'WAS G'NNA CUM ME'BRAINS OUT!!"

"G'damn aftuuur effctz...."

Ooooh, now I understand. She's slurring her speech. I thought you were making her speak in an Irish or possibly Scottish accent.

"I'm concerned about Aria, she not moving like at all

I found this comedic.

As soon as Sunset touched the yellow flesh, a steady stream of puss poured out and landed all over her hand. This told Sunset that there is definitly something wrong with Aria.

Thank you, Tumblr.

She was witnessing dying blood cells getting fucked from different angles by invasive germ cells.

You told me that it was disturbing. You're full of shit. This is sexy af.

Gali the Alligator.

Who the fuck--

I just... can't deal.

She noticed two pointy germ cell things crashing into one of the "buildings" and causing it to fall down.

That's just plane wrong.

an ISIS flag

Scootareader's gonna have to

Who's that faggot?

GOD DAMN IT AND I HAD JUST GOTTEN 500 FUCKING FOLLOWERS BEFORE I LE-

I mean... that guy's banned. I'm sure his past caught up with him.

(Skip to 1:14 in the video)

I do what I want. You don't rule me dad.

a near-death Aria Blaze whos eyes were begging to shut

I thought she was already unconscious?

"SHE'S GONNA BLOW I GOTTA GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE!!!!!"

Poop humor. So high-brow.

so fast that even Rainbow Dash would approve.

The environment was still mostly intact, except the leaves if you read this paragraph earlier.

How did you know I was from the future!?

I can't stay here out all day, I GOT A LIFE!

I read deeper into this line, and I realized how much of a life Aurelius (the author) must have if he's writing a story like this.

Then I read deeper into this line, and I realized how much of a life I must have if I'm reviewing a story like this.

Then I read even deeper into this line, and I realized how much of a life you guys must have if you're reading my review of this story.

Then I read even deeper into this line, and I realized how much of a life the story approvers must have since they allowed this story to ever see the light of day.

Then I read yet deeper into this line, and I realized how much of a life knighty must have for ultimately being held responsible for appointing those story approvers and for creating this site in the first place to house whatever the fuck this story is.

Even then, I read deeper into this line, and I realized how much of a life the people who run the internet must have, knowing that sites like this exist so that we can read about characters shitting all over lawns and people after being stitched together and getting infections.

Then I realized that I could read even deeper into this line, and I realized how much of a life the world government must have for allowing the internet in its current iteration to even exist.

Then I realized that I could read into the deepest of all things, and I realized how much of a life God must have for putting us on this earth and knowing due to his ability to see all things at all times and yet still allowing this fanfiction to exist.

Then I realized there was still a deeper thing I could read into, and I realized how much of a life the collective conscious of existence must have for having had the capacity to even formulate these fucking thoughts to begin with.

Fuck you, Inception.

for some reason Adagio barely got sick.

Because she's a LITTLE PUSSY and didn't pick at the grafts, unlike our little rebel Aria 420 Blaze It.

the team she was playing with continued to get spawn killed

I love the realism you included in this story. It really did a great job of making it feel... genuine to me. As if this kind of thing might actually happen someday.

"MICHAEL BROWN"

if I showed the pastures this.

Why would a bunch of lawns care? Grass doesn't have feelings.

Prepare for the sequel The Human Dazzle-pede 2: Adventures of Sunset and the Love Train!

I anticipate its arrival with bated breath.

Final thoughts:

Final disgusting tally:

[ ] Alicorn/Fringe Species
[ ] Background/Side Pony Shipping
[ ] Bad Action
[ ] Bad Crossover
[ ] Bad Pacing
[ ] Bandwagon
[x] Detrimental English
[ ] Fan Pandering
[ ] Fantasy Creatures
[ ] Flawed Fact-Finding
[ ] Foal Feels
[x] Forced Comedy
[ ] Human in Equestria/Pony on Earth
[ ] Includes Anonymous
[ ] Lack of Emotion
[ ] Mane 6/7 Shipping
[ ] Mary Sue/Gary Stu
[ ] Military
[ ] New Element(s) of Harmony
[ ] New Mane 6
[ ] Out of Character
[x] Overly Edgy
[ ] Pony Subculture Spinoff
[ ] Poor/Missing Cover Art (added by group member, I don't see it as detrimental to the story)
[ ] Purple Prose
[x] Religion
[ ] Retold Episode
[ ] Rule 63/Gender Blending
[ ] Self-Insert
[x] Story Immersion Breaking
[x] Unsexy Sex
[x] WTF Fetish

Disgusting Score:
7/32

There, you've improved. Congratulations.

5094853 NO WAY! WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING BACK HERE, MR. "I KNOW WHO YOU ARE"?! THIS IS THE BEST DAY OF MY LIFE!!!!!

5094853 I suppose I should comment on the review itself. Painfully hilarious. Like, my jaw is sore from sucking cocks laughing.

I say packaging. I don't see what's wrong with it.

"Weed-covered burning dildo vibrator 6000"

That's the most MLG thing I've seen since D1 orgasming over Zhu getting Riggedy Riggedy Rekt Son.

Thanks to you, I'm going to read this story in jacksepticeye's voice.

It IS edgy. Even Shadow the Hedgehog would shuffle away in embarrassment.

Final thoughts:
"Wow, Kuljurk, great moves! Keep it up! I'm proud of you."

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THIS IS THE BEST DAY OF MY LIFE!!!!!

If I was coming back, I'd go ask knighty to un-ban my main account. I'm still here-ish, but you'll notice that my logins on this alt are few and far between. They usually consist of me logging in so I can mark view mature to send a link to a story to someone; that's what ended up happening this time, and it just so happened that the mature story I was going to link was The Human Dazzle-pede, and I just so happened to check the comments section, where a review request had been invoked for the bonus chapter.

Suffice to say that I'll never truly be gone--more like my ghost may possibly occasionally come back to haunt this site in the form of shitty reviews that pretty much no one even realizes exist. Doing them on an alt because I never cared much for the fame that I had garnered anyway. Bear in mind that this is the first thing I've posted on this site since I asked for the main account ban, so don't expect to see me again on here, if ever.

"Wow, Kuljurk, great moves! Keep it up! I'm proud of you."

One of the greater pleasures in life is watching that guy do whatever that thing is that he does.

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What happened to Scootareader anyway? Does he even come on this site anymore?

BTW guys my new "alternate" account is AureliusRedeemed. This time I won't post shit stories.
Thanks for giving me an "awesome" review!

5094853 I may have given the go ahead on the bonus chapter by prereading it.

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The Scootareader account is banned, man.

5099714 Rest in Peace. I got banned from the Sunset Shimmer group and I won't be let back in so fuck the abusive admins, especially Jondor. I made an account called AureliusRedeemed and hopefully I won't get banned this time

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I love you so much.

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