3606166 Not unless Twilight is with her.

3606173 Well-
Hi there everypony!
Nooooo!!! I will not have you invading me too! Get out! Luna!
Be gone with you annoying pink one!

3606201 you should see what I put up with in the Pony King.

3606205 I can only imagine.

3606209 ever have a piece of cake you were going to eat and next thing you know she steals it on you?

3606221 Is that were all that cake went? And here I blamed it on Celestia. Sorry Luna.
It is quite alright.

3606230 The one I had was a Coco-Cola cake.

3606240 That sucks.

3606244 and that's my favorite cake too.

3606252 That pony and cake. What are we going to do with her?

3606254 no idea

3606256 Hmm...
We could write a letter to Princess Celestia.
No, no. That wouldn't help much Twilight...TWILIGHT?! What are you doing here?!
Oops. Sorry. Pinkie left that portal open.
WHAT?! Is that how she got here? Ugh...Luna would you please send her back and close that portal?
Of course. It is time to go Twilight Sparkle.
Ugh.

3606268 you may have a portal, but I live an ocean away, and unfortunately, they're here on vacation.

3606140

3606165 Well, at least it's not like the Pinkie over at my place. It's pretty calm now. The only problem is when Pinkie gets competitive. I wonder where she is now.
"Dusk! I need more chocolate! NOW!"
Oh come on. What now?
"I lost to Luna in my favorite video game AGAIN! Now get me some chocolate."
No.
"What did you just say?"
I said NO Pinkie, it's bad for you.
*Pinkie growls at me*
"Fine, we can do this the hard way."
*Pinkie's hair turns straight and her colors get muted*
OH MY GLOB! *I start running*
"GET BACK HERE YOU MEANIE!"
AHHHHH!!!
"GIVE ME SOME CHOCOLATE!"
NO!
*pounced on by Pinkie*
"Give me some chocolate or else. " *Pinkie raises her hoof*
Never.
"You leave me no choice." *Proceeds to tickle me non-stop for 30 minutes*
Fine. Fine! Just stop, I'll give you your chocolate.
"YAY!" *poomfs back to normal, bouncy, and energetic self*
Where did you learn my weakness?
"Luna taught me."
Aw come on! Why?!
"I thought it would be funny. Besides, you love Pinkie and her antics."
But-
"Just let it pass." *Luna rubs my belly so I'm forced to say yes*
Fine.
"YAY!" Pinkie pounces on me again*
Here, have your chocolate.
"Thanks!" *Pinkie bounces off*
"Now, wasn't that fun?"
You owe me big-time Luna.

3607259 I'd say you have the worst luck right now.

3607275 *sigh* If it's not Pinkie giving me problems, it's Luna "forcing" me to do things for her.
(from a room not visible from where I am now)
"Dusk, I need a band-aid!"
What? Why?
(from a room not visible from where I am now)
"I started bleeding."
"Silly Pinkie. That's not a cut."
"Then why am I bleeding?"
"That happens to all mares every month."
OH NO!!! NOT NOW OF ALL TIMES!!!

3607295

3607295 Run Duskchaser!

3607300
3607301

Oh I'm running alright!
"Dusk! I need a cure for my bleeding!" *Pinkie is chasing after me*
Hey! Don't follow me! You'll get blood all over my floor.
"But I need you to find a cure."
There is no cure. It just goes away after a few days.
"Oh. Ok then!" *Pinkie bounces off leaving blood everywhere she goes*
(mutters to himself) She's just lucky I like having her and Luna here. If not she should have been thrown out years ago. I swear if it was Ms. Harshwhinny, I'd have a new bottle of glue.
"What was that about glue?"
Uhh... nothing. Just make sure Pinkie doesn't get more blood on my floors, ok?
"Fine."

3607324 I'd most likely stay hidden for a few days.

3607324 Pinkie is so cute when she's clueless, though ewww, blood everywhere. *gags*

3607330
3607334
I can't stay hidden. She can smell me (probably since I forgot to shower yesterday.)
(from her room)"Dusk, how much longer do I have to bleed?"
*walks to Pinkie's room* Don't ask me, I'm not a mare.
"But I think I'm bleeding too much."
What makes you say that? *opens door*
*tons of blood comically pours down on me*
"That's why."
How does one mare even have this much blood?
"Well, all my friends are here. Luna, Celestia, and Cadence are here too."
"Hello, nice to meet you."
"Hello there, darling."
"Howdy!"
"Hey there!"
"Hi."
"Greetings."
"I think I finished your cookies Dusk. Can I have some more?"
"Hello there."

3607369 Ewwwwww. *shudders* Thud! passed out.

3607381 It's not all bad. I got more friends now (though having just two was hard enough)

3607385 Wakes up. If you wanna handle Pinkie ya just gotta learn to roll with it. I don't know about Luna though, she's trickier.

3607369

3607389 Roll with it huh? I'm already trying that. Luna isn't that big a problem anyway. Besides, I found a perfect solution. The mares will be trapped in a special room until their done bleeding everywhere.
"Dusk, we need food!"
"And we're almost drowning in a mix of our blood."
Fine. *let's everypony out*
"Thanks!"
"Yes, now would you mind cleaning us up? We're filthy."
Only you and Pinkie. The rest of you can bathe at your own homes.
"Fine. Bye guys!"
"Goodbye everypony."
*All the other mares leave to their own homes*
Ok, get in the tub you two.
"Ok."
"Are you gonna join us?"
Meh, why not. You are naked most of the time anyway.
*Walks to the tub*

3607408 A bath with Luna and Pinkie, that sounds nice. For me it would be Twilight and Pinkie, not saying I don't like Luna though.

3607416 Yup it's pretty relaxing.
"I agree."
"Needs more bubbles."
"Are you gonna help bathe us or not?"
Fine. *starts scrubbing Luna, then Pinkie*
"Thanks."
"Thanks."
No problem. Now, can we just relax in the tub now?
"Yes."

3607427 Just the thought is nice.

3607433 *sleeping sounds from the tub*
"Hey Pinkie, I think Dusk fell asleep."
"Yeah. Now what?"
"Let's join him."
*Luna and Pinkie fall asleep next to Dusk while still in the tub*

> mfw reading all these posts.

3607449

3607443 Now that is relaxed!

3607449 We've all gone off the deep end.

Join Us.
Join Us.
Join Us.
Join Us.
Join Us.
Join Us.
Join Us.
Join Us.

3600115
3607449
I like you, lemon. You're fun.

3608967
ty

>Notices all of these color-coded posts with seemingly nothing to do with the topic
Seriously, how are they not counted as spam?

Setsuna: Because it's fun. You should try it.
No.
Setsuna: You're kind of doing it right now.
I just can't escape it, can I?
Setsuna: You're "write" about that! Get it?
No. Just no.
Setsuna: You really are no fun sometimes.
... .

3609419 we're all dealing with this.
I blame Pinkie Pie.

3608684 Dragoon I was born off the deep end.

3609419
3609422
It ain't spam because many people do it. Besides it's fun.
"Sure is!"
STOP MESSING WITH MY LIFE!
*Pinkie cries*
Uh, no, stop crying. I didn't mean it.
*Still crying*
Luna! I need help!
*Luna poofs in front of Pinkie*
'There there Pinkie, let's just get some cookies.'
"Okay."
*Both mares get the last of my cookies*

3610213

3610003 I am so far off the deep end, I don't even know what to call it.

3610213 Technically I would call this spam or at least off topic but since the admins are in on it, let the crazy train ride.

3610225 hehehe... HeHeHe... HEHEHE... HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! This is the sort of craziness (or what I like to call fun) the group has to offer...

3610225 Crazy, but that's how it goes. Millions of people, living as foes. Maybe, it's not too late. To learn how to love. And forget how to hate.

3610224

3610240

3610244

3610256 Hi.

What's wrong

3610265 You're not the only one who wants more views on their stories. But I can take a look. Just drop me a link and I'll check it out.