Oh Minty, Minty, Minty. I'll get the shovel, yes, yes, yes and Kimono will get you a train ticket. Wysteria can get you a decent alibi and Dash can probably back her up. No, I don't think Princess Rarity will understand. I think she will be quite cross to find you broke the crown jewels, yes, yes, yes. No, I don't think you can just say sorry, Unicornia does not f*ck around. Pinkie has a relative in Equestria-also named Pinkie Pie somehow-and she can get you some shelter till this whole thing blows over. Now unless you want an educational adventure through Unicornia's justice system, get your flank going.

I wouldn't have to swat your cute little rump if you'd just get going. Alright one more hug, yes, yes, yes.

I love you too, Minty. Now get going, I'll distract Princess Rarity.

...I've got to get back to that speech therapist, yes, yes, yes.

Princess Rarity! Come look at this butterfly! It's a very pretty one. Yes, yes, yes!

Well, that was easy.

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"By the way, some of my socks are missing. You know anything about that?"

Nope, nope, nope. Well, look at the time. I really should be going...uh...elsewhere.

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Now I want to write this. Minty's Unicornian Crime Spree.

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Do eeeeeeeeeeeeet!