Colonel Miles Quaritch from Avatar is a hero, SRSLY, he was sent to this fuckaway planet in order to get a nearly-impossible obtainable mineral so that Mankind on Earth could have the resources to solve the power shortage crisis. And he'd almost did it, but some faggy xeno-lovers decided to betray him and the Holy Terra.

3494158 He was pretty dumb, though. I mean, why not nuke the tree of souls from orbit?

3547946 Because of the radiation from the nuke would do some crazy shit to the miners, stupid, eh.

3547967 So use conscripts then. >:C

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James Cameron is ripping off of Dances with Smurfs which was also rip off of Dances with Wolves

3547974 But, it takes a shit ton of money and resources to get one person to Pandora... why send a shit ton of conscripts?!

3547980 Dances with Wolves was pretty good, eh.

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Also this

3547982 Or, we could just conscript the xenos!

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3547989 THOSE BASTARDS KILLED HIS WOLF! THAT'S WHY NO ONE LIKES AMERICA!

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3547999 That works!

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Robot Chicken. Raping your childhood since 2005

3548031 It's ruined!

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They actually tried that in the background material. It's why the avatars were made, to contact the na'vi and get them to help.

There were both crazy na'vi and crazy humans who attacked each other and fucked over the chances of peace.

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Also they stole Gargamel's idea.

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