Jesus. People really want to see this shit happen, don't they?

Personally, I want to see a fanfic where The Dazzlings meet Bayonetta.

3782292 *Bulk comes up and sits on a little stool with a viola in hand.*

3782888
Ember: Let's see what he has to offer.

3782923 *He places the viola to his chin and begins playing music fit for a symphony*

3783094
Ember: Wow...

3783304
Luna: Did you know he could do that?
Celestia: I had no idea...

3783314
Ember: That... Is actually impressive.

3784482 Luna: Atleast he's not yelling, I give him a 10.
Celestia: Me too, 10.

3784570
Ember: Ten.

3784571 *Bulk Biceps steps up to the mic*
Bulk: YEAH!

3784632
Ember: ...

3784674
Celestia: Um...yes bulk you may leave the stage.
Bulk: Okay!
Celestia: Let's see who's next.

3784674 How long will this thread go on for?!

3784731
Ember: Let's see...

3785083

3785083 Probably till we run out of questions.

3786754
Celestia: Up next is... Trixie Lulamoon.

3786769
Ember: Hmm... Let's see what she's got in show for us.

3786805 *Trixie plays her song from the movie with her two backups*

Luna: She's something...

3786848
Ember: I like her. She's got attitude, and a passion for dominating the competition.

3786869
Celestia: I agree Ember.
Luna: Let's see how far this will go.

3787779
Ember: *smiles.*

3787907 *For the finale of her song, she set off fireworks for the crowd*

3788168 *They all cheer.*

Ember: *claps.* She's got talent, I'll give her that.

3788248
Luna: Think she might beat you?

3788401
Ember: Tch, as if! She may be good, but I'm better!

3788404
Trixie: Oh really. Because The Great and Gifted Trixie says that you are beneath me!

3788984
Ember: WHAT WAS THAT?!

3788996 Trixie: You heard me...Lameber!

3789287
*Ember gets the anime-style angry veins.*

Ember: OH, THAT'S IT! *she pulls out her guitar, and plays a solo that ends up blasting Trixie off-stage.*

3789307 Trixie: *Echo as she is thrown off stage* Trixie will be back!

3789468
Ember: NEXT!

3789557
Luna: Up next is Apple Bloom, Sweetie Belle, and Scootaloo... The CMC.

3789808
Ember: Let's hope they don't wreck the stage.

3789895
*Smoke filled the stage as fireworks went off*

3790047
Ember: Well, they've got some flash, I'll give them that.

3790063 *They begin to sing and withing seconds the stage nearly falls apart while they're singing*
Celestia: Oh no.

3790743
Ember: *facepalms.*

3791189
Luna: I give them a 2.

3791272
*Ember holds up a zero.*

3791625 *Celestia holds up a four*

3791955
Ember: NEXT!

3791957
Celestia: Up next is The Rainbooms.
Luna: Let's hope they're better than their sisters.

3792763
Ember: I swear to god, if they suck, I will tear my ears off.

3792772 *The Rainbooms begin playing Rainbow Dash's song, Awesome as I wanna be*
Luna: Seems rather conceited.

3792907
Ember: The rainbow-haired girl certainly seems rather full of herself, doesn't she?

3792911
Luna: Like someone else we know *Looks at Ember*
Celestia: *Nods*

3794960
Ember: I see you looking at me, Luna.

3796581
Luna: Good.

3796738
Ember: *notices Rainbow Dash's magic starting to make her pony ears grow.*

3796750
Luna: Do we consider this cheating?
Celestia: I don't know...