Believe it or not, I am still working on the first chapter of that "Shinning Armor versus an assassin ex-would-be-girlfriend" idea I had. but I need help.

What I need from you all are suggestions as to the most randomly boring and mundane topics of conversation the stallion 6 could possibly talk about during their daily meet up at sugar cube corner.

Wierd mundane topics

Dentist
Cropped Tail Styles
Belching Contest
Hay
Horseshoes
Ponyball
Bed bugs
Ninjas!!!!!!
Amazon ponies
The Hunt (Soarin)
A preliminary Draft of Bluebloods thesis
A discussion about there being robot ponies.
A staring contest.
Everypony picking on Shinning Armor and how so many mares have a crush on him.

I hope these topics help. Good luck

Foreign politics.

Local restaurant preference. Preferably between extremely similar restaurants. I was gonna say movie theater preference, but Equestria might not have those.

3728477 I don't know if this Equestira has a movie theater but there is one in the show.
3728007 The Doctor's love life (Bad Joke I know)
Spoons
college lone
strange growths
pillows

To clarify- there are movies and theaters which screen them. No home videos though, unless you're crazy rich and can afford a projector.

The boys talk about their upcoming paintball war, deciding on the teams. Soarin, Shining and Mac are the Lads, while Doctor, Blue and Thunderlane are the Gents;

Exactly whose fault it was when they got arrested for alcohol-induced disorderly conduct at the park;

A time travel adventure they recently had with Doctor;

Weirdest dream contest;

Who that hot mare was just checking out between the six of them;

Their weekly game of Stupid Shit Soarin Says;

Various dumb stuff they did when they were kids;

Tales of revenge;

Exactly what wouldn't want to sleep with Shining.

I could go on, but the guys above took a lot of the stuff I wanted to say. Good luck with the story.

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Wow. that's a lot of Boring and Mundane topics to choose from. Thanks guys.

3729187 Trying to figure out what the name of that restaurant they go to is.

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The Tilted Table?
The Chewed Bridle?
Slippery Saddles?
Meet n' Munch?
Tea and Bagels, right across the street from Quills and Sofas?