We ride that booty, eh.

Get it right, get it tight, eh.

4515539
Oh hey, you really are back

That, or you're just fucking with us

4515548 I'm only here for a wittle while, eh. Today is a special occasion, eh~

4515553
Well, either way, you still owe me an RP, missy

4515562

4515563
hmm?

4515539
YES MA'AM!
*Salutes*

4515563
something the matter?

4515574 Si amigo, eh~

4515571 Let your little soldier come to attention, eh~

4515588
Oh my. ...Wait, 'little'?

4515588
gonna tell me what it is?

4515589 Si, eh?

4515593 I thought I was gonna burn the shit I'm cooking, eh.

4515603
I'm not little.

4515603
Oh, okay *feels up your breasts from behind*

4515621 LIES, EH!

4515622

4515650
Something wrong?

4515650
I am many things, but a liar is not one of them.

4515652 Eeeeek!

4515658 You sure, eh?

4515660
As sure as I have Norwegian blood in my veins. (Among other things)

4515668 Blood is a good thing, sometimes, eh.

4515679
Indeed, it helps with the whole 'living' thing.

4515683 Living is nice right, eh?

4515693
Indeed. How's it treating you?

4515697 Living is hard, but nice, eh.

4515699
Good. *huggles*

4515707 It's also very tiring, eh!

4515727
I'll bet.
Shit tornado warning got to go.

4515738 Tornadoes are a bunch of assholes, eh.

4515747
You have no idea. Sirens shut down and it looks like the storm will miss us. But there was a touchdown.

4515796 You gonna die so hard, eh.

4515798
Nah, this is nowhere near my first tornado. Plus, it's deflecting to the north.

4515809 Those people in the north are dead.... Oh shit, eh!

4515818
Don't worry, tornadoes almost never form that far north. Plus, the storms would have died LONG before they get up there.

4515828 The true north never really gets Tornadoes, eh.

4515832

Meanwhile, I'm in Zone 4.

4515834 USA sucks sometimes, eh.

4515842
Meh, you get used to the tornadoes. After awhile it becomes background noise.

4515845 I wonder how much people will die today from tornadoes, eh?..

4515848
Honestly, it's actually kind of rare to get a lot of casualties unless there's a massive out break or there was some event. Hell, I doubt it'll get to double digits.

4515852 Somewhere out there a storm is brewing that will fuck up a city, eh.

4515855
Probably a city in Florida. Though, no one will be able to tell that the storm hit.

4515660
Would you rather me feel up that ass of yours?

4515857 Maybe Florida Man will destroy the storm before it hits Florida, eh.

4516474 Why are you feeling up your mother, eh? D:

4516496
That's not Florida Man, he has too many clothes on and not enough drugs in his system. (I can tell the drug thing since I'm was born in the Meth capital of the US, Missouri.)

4516507 But it is Florida Man, eh. ;~;

4516516
But that doesn't make sense.

Unless...

My god, Florida got so crazy that it went sane. Then it went insane again, but to a lesser degree.

4516523 Was Florida Man ever sane when the drugs became an issue, eh?

4516496
Because I love my mother more than anything, eh!

4516545
Florida Man doesn't have any drug issues, drugs have Florida Man issues.

4516551 Vunderful, eh~

4516557 That makes super amount of sense for dumb reasons, eh.