Can't believe I actually have to make this. Do I have to hold your hands?

Rules
1. Have to be Republican. No filthy liberals allowed.
2. Have to own a gun. Include a picture of your gun in this thread.
3. Be ruthless. Be mad. Be full on edgy. This is a serious forum, no wusses allowed.
4. Only winners allowed. All thread arguments must be won by yourself. Losing results in a ban.
5. At the end of every post, please include the following Bible quote:

Psalm 137:9 (NIV) - Happy is the one who seizes your infants
and dashes them against the rocks.

6. If your sarcasm detectors are broken, go fix it.

Seriously though, not too many rules. Just follow pre-established site rules (AKA be polite and don't be a dick) and don't spam shitposts.

You're more likely to get site banned first before you ever get banned from here.

I was like, "what the hell?!"
Then I saw check your sarcasm detector. I wish I didn't know people who'd write this as actual rules.

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Deleted cus I don't want a huge picture of a gun separating my 2nd post from my 1st.

You can repost your thing below here though. (nice post, i laughed)

muh rights, think about them chilldrens!

D:

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Edgy you say?

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Here's a picture of my guns.

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Wuss.

Literally auto-banned.

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I'll work on it.

Hell yes

I would put picture but I'm using my iPad so I can't

Using a iPad to put a picture on this website is like fucking Chinese algebra

I don't know any of that

4924198 I would post a picture but my phone is fucked.

I'll fucking gut you with a blunt spoon.

Good enough?

Best gun I got is the one packed in my pants, hehe!
No one? Wow, tough crowd.

But the closest thing to owning a gun is just shooting my friend's .300 Remington. Can't afford any other guns at the moment. I am however going to hopefully buy a weapon soon enough for concealed carry. But it's a pain in the ass to get the gun license, and CCW License because I live in the state of liberals sadly. California, led by our own senator who thought a "Ghost Gun" could shoot 30 magazine clips in half a second.

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Man do we love you Happy... It's a wonder you haven't been castrated by with a rusty spoon yet!

4924198 Had my hopes up and everything T_T
I was going total murica until I saw that sarcasm thing