3241409 (You really think that a grieving father is going to give you permission to date their daughter, even if it was hypothetical?)

3241413
(Well had to try but now since you said basically said no there is no point to try)

3241413
The pegasus sighs. "Well I offer my condolences."

3241495 *the casket is lowered and the ponies that lowered it start piling on the dirt as everyponn gets up.*
Ephi: "I-Just leave us alone."
*Epih takes a sobbing Hestaria away from the grave and towards the rose garden to help calm her down.*

3241505
3241495
(Sorry I was gone. tornado took down the power briefly.)

3241505
The pegasus smirks. "Would it help if I said that casket was empty?"

3241522 (I had a feeling. you should feel bad about your accomplice here. He thought he could get Ephi to agree.)

3241522
(Tried to get permission he refused not my fault)

3241524 (Open casket bro)

3241527
(I didn't think I would but I didn't know for sure)

3241527
(Eh. Lolk will find a legal work-around, or just not care at all.)

3241530
(No one blames you.)

3241532
(Wasn't open when they lowered it)

3241537 (isn't it my understanding to teleport someone you need direct line of sight with the person?)

3241539
(Not necessarily...)

3241541 (I'm certain that's true. If not then it's absolutely op to be able to do that)

3241539
(If you had samples of blood, hair, nails, etc. then you could also teleport them.)

3241539
(Yes but if the people hired to move the casket are Dark's and they swap it as it passes behind the stage...)

3241543
(Contact, Line of site, Express permission, or Body samples. Any of those four will let you warp another.)

3241546 (Science+magic? That sounds kind of OP. They shouldn't be mixable. But i can't stop that.)

3241552
(That's more in line with blood rituals and vodoo than science.)

3241552
(Also, skype.)

3241557 (Fucking zebra magic....)

3241560 (10 min)

3241561
(It has its uses, if you're not afraid to delve deep.)

3241546
(Really well at least I had a back-up plan)
The pegasus starts skipping slightly humming. "Oh and you should really pay attention to the fact that you never hired any greeters." The doors slam shut as the two greeters shut and lock them.

3241563
(before or until?)

3241573 (until)

3241572 *Hooded figure flashes in behind you*
Figure: "They did."

3241578
3241572
(Reading the interactions between the two of you is like watching Spy vs. Spy.)

3241589 (It's the same idea. Unitarian VS Revolutionist)

3241593
(Well, actually I'm the Revolutionary. He's just a mercenary.)

3241578
He looks to be thinking. "Fake news chopper? Casket movers and lowers? Or how about the guards that let them by?"

3241597
3241563
(Not sure when I want to crash the party... Hell, I could just wait around and smuggle the casket out later. Actually, I c Screw it, I'll just warp her out if Bolt hasn't done so already.)

3241605
(She's already been smuggled out)

3241608
(Good. Your work is not yet complete however. check your PM's.)

3241597
Figure: "I'm all the security they need. I saw you slip that casket out by voodoo circle. How about I break it over your head before i track it's magical essence? And your friends?"
*Two more cloaked figures throw the carriers/lowerers down into the hole and light 'em up. the entire crowd gets on edge at the sound of gunshots and look in utter amazement at the scene before them.*
Figure: "Let's say they're taken care of. Now, where did you take that casket?"

3241614
He giggles slightly. "Good thing those were the real ones before I replaced them. And that the casket has been warped several times by now by several different people and is currently on its way to somewhere I am not going to tell you."

3241634 *figure pulls a cavalry out of nowhere and smacks him in the face*
Figure: "Wrong answer. Where did you send it?"

3241660
He smiles and his disguise falls Dark grinning the whole time before he backs away carefully. "Wouldn't you like to know."

3241673 (Changed it to cavalry sword that she smacked)
Figure: "Don't tempt me to end you right here. Where did it go."

3241682
Dark smirks. "To a place."

3241694 *Two more cloaked figures appear behind Dark with lances*
Figure: "I shall not ask you again. Where did you send the casket."

3241710
He smiles. "To Canterlot."

3241720 Figure 2: "Don't toy with us! Where is it?"
(Sorry car issues)

3241961
He huffs. "See even if I tell the truth you don't believe me!"

3241975 Figure: "Because we know you're lying. Now tell us where or," *puts blade of cavalry sword to your neck* "we'll stand over your twitching beading corpse."

3241981
He sighs. "Fine it's in Trottingham."

3241998 Figure: "Close enough." *chops your head off.*

3242007
Dark's body collapses.

3242019 Some guy in the crowd: "What the fuck just happened."