Pls don't flame my ass

Plot:

"You've ever been hit by something mysterious meteor and gained sharp hair-like quills, AND get the speed of your childhood hero? Me either. Nah just messing with ya! My name is David, and somehow I gained Sonic's powers. Basically I got chased by the military after being reckless with my powers (AKA: Breaking The Road's Laws.). One day, I was caught... But not for long. I jumped out an airplane, and got sucked into a portal. Now, I'm in Equestria. Wait, hol up-"

very cool