For those who know this one, don't ruin it. Though that goes without saying.

Okay. I'm trying to think of a name here, but I only remember a few details. She was a performer actress and such, she got stabbed at some point, her name was Reese...

Since nobody has noticed, thus far, the punchline is

"Witherspoon?"

"No; With a knife!" (give them the "are you dense?!" look)

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Saw that video before.

Side note: It could have taken as much or as little time as it wanted, really.

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While I knew the celeb in question was Reese Witherspoon, I was not expecting that punchline (even though I should have).

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Also, I forgot

Either way, I'm good now.

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