I mean breasts itself sounds too pretentious, boobs sounds too childish, and tits sounds too vulgar

Euphemisims I've Put Into Consideration
Nuclear Missiles
Bazingas
Those Bags Of Milk that They Sell in Canadian Primary Schools
Bimbo Baggins
Chimicherrychongas
Oompa-Loompas
Head Bashers
Double Bubbles Erase Your Troubles
Dave's Hot And Juicy 1/2 Lb. Double Cheeseburgers
That Stuff That Girls Got And Sometimes Fat Guys But I Don't

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Headlights
Gazongas
Choo-choos
Na-nas
Ta-tas
Pillows
Bouncing Bettys
Tomatoes
Cans
Knockers
Hooters
Juice Bags
Boulders
Mosquito Bumps
Bag Lunch
Lady Bumps
Miss Mountains
Head Slappers
Alternate Dick Warmers

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sweater puppies
tracts of land
the girls
bust
melons
the twins
naughty pillow

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Go to YouTube and look up "99 Words for Boobs". There's some good ones in there (plus it's just damn funny).

Go read Milkie Pie. They use so many euphemisms in there it's not even funny.

You guys are a bunch of pervs. Lol.

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Those Things I Failed To Grow At A Certain Age.
Voluminous teats.
Benippled Lumps of Excess Body Fat

Jugs. That is all.

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