What do I do if one of my friends is being a total f--ka-s?

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Slap him on the back of the head.
That is what my group of friends do whenever someone is being a dumbass or jackass.

2073363 Kill him
Depends on what kind of person he is.

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A cricket bat usually works well.

2073372 Ethically retarded. Always trying to get food, when he's a complete fatass.

2073363 this might work