For an indefinite time, I'm going to suspend the having of themes. It's hard to find good jokes for some themes on the internet. Today's theme is superstition since it's the 13th post!

Fact! The Chinese heed the number 8 as lucky because, when spoken in Chinese, it sounds like their word for "prosper"

Joke! One guy: It's Friday the 13th. Do you have any superstitions?
His buddy: I think it's unlucky to have superstitions.

source: http://www.jokebuddha.com/Superstitions#ixzz2vW0h5aP0

Random thing! To dream of a lizard is a sign that you have a secret enemy. Or so it's said.

Question! Are you superstitious?
I'm not, no way I am!

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Nope, not really.

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I don't have superstitions... I my self am superstitious...