Sorry for that stunt back there... Don't hurt me!

Fact! An inch of rain is equal to 10 inches of snow.

Joke! So three guys walked into a bar. Two of them ordered a pint and the third drove them all home safely. I know, you expected a punchline so here goes: one of them got into a fight.

Random thing!

Song!

Riddle! The answer to yesterday's riddle: There was no answer.
Today's riddle: Imagine you were stuck in a nightmare. What do you do to escape?

Question! Aaaanyone here have an Xbox One or Xbox 360 and want to play video games with your friendly advisor of the night? I've got every Halo game since 3, not counting ODST, Combat Evolved Anniversary, or the Master Chief Collection. And every CoD since Black Ops, not counting Advanced Warfare. PM me for my gamertag. :D

Wake up.

3906413 you don't wake up, you're not actually dreaming
your imagining
so stop imagining
or maybe imagine yourself out of the nightmare into a happy land filled with bunnies and rainbows