shhhh... i didn't forget... what are you smoking?

Fact! The Latin phrase libra pondo was used in ancient Rome to indicate weight, which is why today the abbreviation for "pound" is "lb."

Joke! What’s the best thing about Switzerland? I don't know, but the flag is a big plus.

Random thing!

Song!

Riddle! The answer to yesterday's riddle was... a fish! Congrats to Dustin Lange and Midnight Loki for getting it right! thehitpony got close. Twilights Paladin had funniest answer.
Today's riddle: Decipher: I U S T A F N T H Y Y D A I Z O E N S A U R D S P

3823364 Funny joke and I have no Idea what that means.

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What am I smoking? I'm smoking dat dank ass kush maaaaaaaan!

I just thought it was because the people who developed the modern English language hated everyone.

Oh, that's easy. It's obviously saying "The end is nigh. The rivers will run red with the blood of the innocent as you watch your loved ones burn in eternal damnation before your very eyes! REPENT, REPENT, YOU IMPURE SINNERS!"