Yep, here goes!

Fact! - submitted by Dustin Lange.

Joke! - Twilights Paladin. That was real hilarious man.

Random thing! - submitted by Snowstream.

Song! - submitted by Listener. Great song buddy.

Riddle! The answer to yesterday's was... Bookkeeper! Congratulations!
Today's riddle! - submitted by Dustin Lange again.

Question! ...Really guys? Nothing?!

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I submitted a song?

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I was picking and choosing names of semi-regular commenters / friends. Nobody submitted anything...

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You know, if you get rid of the "submitted by" part of the joke, leaving it as just "Twilights paladin," you'll have yourself a real kneeslapper!

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Congratulations. You just redeemed yourself and made my shitty night 5x better.

Now i really need a random thing.... wait.......

random cute enough?

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Always glad to help, buddy!