Uh... Should I say something here?

Fact! 9 out of 10 statisticians agree that most of these "stats" are wrong.

Joke! What's the only kind of bagel that can fly? A plain bagel.

Random thing! Today: A riddle! It can be white or blue or black, humped or have a horn. And when it talks it sings its minuets, as it's traveling the depths.

Question! Do you guys like riddles? I think that I might add one to the posts from now on.

Edit: Jakuzure Nonon wa kawaii desuka.

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You stumped me...

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A whale.

I like riddles, they're fun.

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You're right! As a prize, have this video!
[youtube=CqJYLVIfPvI]

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The fruits of a college education.

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You are a fucking genius!!
I was probably over thinking it though.