yes you heard it here first i am a god i am the oncoming storm i am the alpha omega , and the delta now bow down before your mighty god

2565155
You are not Cthulhu, so no. Fuck you. I bow only to the Tentacle Porn God!

No.

2565177 ill have you know me and good old thulu here are buddies we go bowling every thrusday and then we dam souls to hell

2565211
pics or you're full of it.

2565221 hes shy and doesent like his photos being taken

2565229
I refuse to believe until I see visual proof of you bowling with the god of hentai.

2565264 would you settle for a picture of a rabbit in a top hat

2565266
No

2565277 even with a mustace aswell?

2565287
You and Cthulhu, or nothing.

2565294 yes sir :(

2565155 Your attitude, along with your profile picture reminds me of Hotblooded Pinkie.

2565445 I AM THE NIGHT IM BATMARE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

2565155 You? A god? What proof have you of such a claim?

2565155 Welcome to the club we have tshirts
(insert coon and friends shirt)

2565663 i battled demons and creatures of the night i stared down Lucifer and fought him, i brough the world to its knees and.... i ate a bowl of cereal without milk