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Rainbow Dash and I share a dessert together in a fancy restaurant.

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Derpy Hooves and Bab Seed are both deeply in love with me? And you ask me to choose?

I thought you'd've learned by now... I choose both! Join my harem!

That is all. Equestria is ours.

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rainbow dash is crying, cut up, and bruised on my bed... well i finnish my work of course, those cupcakes wont make themselves

1881370 rarity blows up my house with a tank ... that whorse

1881370 Me, Twinkleshine, and Berry Punch blow up my house with a tank.....
"Oh Luna, what have I done?! Well, there is only one fix to this problem! I'm going to live with -" *Pause for dramatic effect* "- Fluttershy!!"

1884295 yay

1886150 Yup, I'm going to live with you. So, how is my dad doing?

1891862 good

1891869 "That is great to hear! He hasn't caused too much chaos has he?"