A Geeky Bat Pony(Me) And a Gamer (D101Reveiws)
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I sit down at a stool in the Ponyville Tavern's bar area. I order a shot of hard apple cider.

3702395 *I sit down the bar, tapping away at my Joyboy Vita, straw stuck into the neck of a bottle of Rekorderlig cider. I lean across a few times to the bar and suck on the draw, drawing the liquid out whilst not taking my eyes off of the screen in my hands.*

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*I hear the sounds of a Joyboy, And turn towards it. Every 5 seconds, I scoot to another stool, trying to peak at the game, all the while sipping my bottle of cider.*

3702420 *I stick my tongue between my teeth in concentration as I tap away before finally I give a small cry of success and set down the device, leaving Thieves in Time viewable on the screen.*

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"Thieves in time? I think Ive heard of it.... Never played it though."
*I take a sip of cider, and is now sitting in the stool next to you.*

3702447 *i jump slightly, not noticing how close you got* Wha! Oh... yeah it's a pretty cool game. Prefer playing it on the Joy Boy 3 though. Still, cross platform save is an awesome feature.

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Cross Platform save? I use that all the time! I beat Infamous 2 in just 3 days using it! though i prefer to play the XBOX 360.

3702480 inFAMOUS 2 isn't something you blast out in 3 days! It's an experience to be savoured. *I paused* Evil or good karma?

3702486
Evil. Definitely.

3702494 *I look horrified* But... but that ending though!

3702498 I know! SO MUCH DEATH!!!!

3702531 That is not a good thing! I cried when Zeke died.

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it was just a game bro, just an animated piece of art that was ment to be played the way you want to play. i wanted to see the evil ending anyways, and I liked it!.

3702545 I suppose you're right. *I pause and look at you* You're a batpony.

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Yes. I am. * I bare my fangs at you playfully*

3705624 *I smile you and lean away in mock terror* No! Please spare me your lustful wrath!

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Ha! Thats a good one!*I take a large swig of cider, and hold my head*
Son of a.... celestia damn....

3705709 *I frown* Something up?

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I got one heluva headache....

3705740 Lightweight *I wink*

3705754
No... i think... I need to lie down

3705759 *I frown and nod* You need someone to walk you home?

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Well, that would be ...nice....
*I stumble towards the door*

3708372 *I grab my drink and follow you to the door, lifting your left arm over my shoulders.* Lean on me their dollface.

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Its 2 blocks past the Orphanage.... one of those old apartments...

3711046 *I nod and half carry you to where you pointed out* How much did you drink anyway?

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well, i... drank 3 bottles of cider with some of my tech class friends... then i drank the one at the....tavern?

3711266 You're a tech student? What sort of tech?

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umm...... computers and game design...

3711868 *I give a very impressed look* Sounds like a hell of a good time.

3713073
Yea... one hell of a good....*I pass out*

3715449 *I notice you slump and stop, worried* Hey, hey hey!

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*I snore and simply smile.*

3715568 * I look around helplessly, relizing I have no idea which aprtment is yours. I take a deep breath and slide a hand into your pocket to try and find a key or something.

3715586 *i continue snoring*

3716326 *I give a grunt of concerted effort and begin pulling a key from your pocket. Examining it, I discover it to be the key to what assume is your car, so I return in and begin searching through your back pockets.*

3716369 *I bare my fangs while you rummage around.*

3716394 *I stop for a moment, before I continue searching, delving deeper*

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*A breeze begins to blow and i shiver, and the jingling of keys can be heard*

3720057 *I pause at the jingle of keys, not feeling anything in your pocket. I look around your neck and see a bunch of keys. With a steady hand, I pull at the string they hang on*

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*the string easily snaps off my neck*

3739025 *I smile and glance at the keys, finally understanding which apartment is yous. I set off again, lifting you up to your apartment and unlocking the door*

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(I'm very sorry to interrupt guys, but RP threads are banned on the site. I suggest you move this to PMs)

3740433 (Actually while Knighty said that they were banned everyone seems to be okay with them now. If Knighty came along and told us to stop, we'll stop, but we aren't the only ones who continue the tradition of RP in threads. Besides we haven't even reached fifty posts yet. It's not like this is the longest most destructive group thread in the world.)

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(Ah, okay. Sorry, I was just being careful... )

3740455 (Sokay, you were just looking out for us. However remember, assumption makes an ass out of us all #livelessonswithd101 )