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"So... what do you want to do?" asked purity with a blush as he had never been this close to a girl before, "well, I would like to go to get something to eat," she said as her stomach rumbled, "I will take us there," he said before the Tank turned into a chimera APC transport.

1507731 "Woah!" Gilda was amazed "How did you do that!?"

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"Well you could say magic, or you could say i summoned it, I prefer saying it's magic so i don't have to explain anything," Purity Deadpanned before making the transport drive along the road, on it's side an the Symbol of chorder, the made up empire, "You know, I love you Gilda." Caleb said dreamily.

1507786 Gilda sighed and leaned against him "I love you too..." gilda was so happy she met him, she did not even care about her dads stupid war anymore, she just wanted to be with him

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"We're here," exclaimed a Golem before jumping out of the vehicle and charging into escort positions, "Hehehehe... i'm embarrassed Purity said before walking in.

1508018 Gilda walks in with him "So...what you want to eat?"

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"Well i could go for some Cinnamon muffins, how about you?" he ask's as he pulled his bit bag out.

1508036 "Some eclairs sound really good" Gilda takes out her own bit bag and pays for them, then sits with purity and eats it, savoring the cream and offering some of her eclair to him, not noticing some stuck to her cheek

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Purity noticing the bi stuck to her cheek kisses the spot ti get the chocolate, leaving Gilda blushing and pomfing.

1510482 Gilda was blushing like mad "Wh-What are you doing?! Doofus!" she was trying to push down her wings as she talked, she then just sat there in the seat with steam rising off her face, she has totally forgotten the eclair on her plate, and was trying not to let her pomf get any worse, as it was starting to get painfully erect, not to mention she was being embarrassed by that as well "...This date is a disaster..." she pounded her head on the table, hating her wings as they humiliated her in front of this awesome guy, she wishes she was one of those lame o earth ponies, then she would not have these wings ruining their date! Raphael then appeared and sneakily summoned a music box, playing a romantic song, and letting out a telepathic message to his son 'sing along to her, she'll love it!' Gilda actually enjoyed the music, but wondered why it was going on

Purity, deciding that this date date was going well decided to take Gilda to his favorite spot in equestria: The dusk forest, "Hey Gilda, I want to something," Purity said as he dragged her to the forest, "what are we... here...for," she slowly drifted off as she saw the sight in front of her.

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Gilda was amazed, the trees were made of crystal and reflected a whole rainbow across their whole on each tree, the wind making them ply a beautiful melody, an aurora borealis was visible overhead

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"Hehe, I made this during my last magic overload, completely accidental," Purity told her as he saw the look of awe on her face before she kissed him... on the lips with tongue, 'isn't he a little too young for kissing' thought Raphael as he watched them before shrugging and forgetting about it.

1515119 Gilda wrapped her arms around his neck and put a leg up on him, kissing him with her all, her tail wrapped around his leg

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Purity, Startled slightly leaned into the kiss as he started to rub her back up and down before sweeping her hair back and looking into her eyes, "You are the most sweetest griffon i have ever met, and the most prettiest," he complimented her when he broke the kiss and just continued to kiss her.

1515183 Gilda smiled as she kissed him "You are the most awesome dweeb i have ever met" gilda rubbed him on the back as she stuck her tongue down his throat
Raphael was worried he may have to teach his son about the birds and the bees soon, and is showing all of this to Emily through telepethy

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What Raphael didn't know was that he was sending it to everyone in ponyville and the princesses by accident and Gilda's father... and gilda and purity. "Dad," shouted Purity before blasting where his dad is with a Beam that sent him back to the house.

1515234 Raphael realizes what he must have done "Aaaw shit..." Raphael begins to try to wipe the memories that he sent

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Raph quickly erases the memory from everyone before telling Emily what he saw, When he went back he saw that Gilda had already moved it up a step and was giving purity a handjob.

1515261 raphael had conflicted emotions, on one hand, he felt this was going too fast for a first relationship, on the other, he was damn proud of his son... he decided to let Emily deal with it and summoned her

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Emily, seeing her son like that, just blushed before saying "As long as they don't rut yet then it doesn't matter." with a frown Raph just heads back home and notices Caleb is gone, 'better not be pervin,' he thought remembering the time when he was 14 and Caleb grabbed his sisters ass.

1515346 Raphael decided to go and kill stuff with Barry, he also wore a double coating of his usual armor, ready for action

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Caleb meanwhile was at the Castle using his magic to seduce luna and subsequently rut her.

1515371 Raphael catches what Caleb was doing on the spy screen and ported over there "WHAT THE HELL DO YOU THINK YOU ARE DOING?!"

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Caleb just shrugged before continuing his rutting of Luna and placing barriers around the room and kicking Raph out.

1515395 raphael lands right on Celly "Yeah... you have my permission to kick my brothers rear end to the sun for rutting your sister, on the upside you may become a REAL aunty!"

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Cellestia just grins before flashing into the room, "I am princess Molestia, now rut me like you did my sister," he heard through the room before facepalming and giving up.

1515428 raphael goes home and summons headache pills "It's the worst day since yesterday..." Raphael then remembers the song and smiles a little "My life in a fucking nutshell"

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Caleb, finished rutting, if forced by both celestia and luna to marry them so they can rut whenever, Caleb, wanting the power to rut anyone whenever agreed and went back home.

1515451 raphael looks at Caleb over his coffee "I swear, if you talk about it I will shove barry down your fucking dick

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Caleb for the most part said, "Yeah, go ahead and insult the new prince of equestria," and summoning a regal looking outfit that would have looked regal if not being made of rubber chickens.

1515473 Raphael follows through on his threat and then pulls barry out his ass, also lighting the rubber chickens on fire "Warned you, and oh, that is actually a step down, cause pony society is matriarchal, you are basically nothing but their fuck toy"

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Caleb just started to smile as he realized what he said then removed the clothing and running around ponyville naked.

1515511 Raphael is just too tired to give a shit, if only this twilight was not a bitch, she usually makes good company.. he then heard a knock on his door and reluctantly went to answer it

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Rainbow dash didn't trust this new family living in ponyville, mainly because she saw the human child going out with gilda, [Omg gildas a couger]
She was about to sneak into there house to see what they were before she saw the unconscious dude wide awake running out the door Naked, Rainbow just blushed before she was caught by 2 Golems that were charging in Purity's room, "Lord Raphael, king of Chorder, there was a trespasser in Purity's room," the golem said while Raph just rubbed his temples before realizing what the golem said, 'Chorder huh, could be better,' he thought before walking up to Purity's room and finding rainbow dash pinned by two golems.

1515541 raphael made the golems release her "...So, why you sneaking in my son's room? jealous of your ex-friend Gildy? Or maybe you want a piece of my crazy ass brother running outside naked thinking it's cool cause he married Celly and Luna after their first rut?"

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Rainbow just looked confused before she dived at Raph trying to attack him before she was subdued again before she was knocked unconscious with the butt of a lazgun and sent to the prison under the house along with 5 griffons and a 20 changelings, "Maybe that will teach her not to sneak into other peoples home's," Emily said before checking up on Purity who was getting a blowjob.

1515641 Raphael was having a sucky ass day "I need a nap..." Raphael summoned a hammock and relaxed in it, really wishing they went to a friendlier equestria

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Emily, just watched with pride at her sons choice in women before they were interupted by Caleb who ran in and ran out while leaving condoms everywhere in christmas style decor.

1515660 Raphael sighed and ported both caleb and the condoms to Molestia to get his crazy out "Just... one day... that's all i want...one day..." raphael is still on his hammoc and is looking very old "Just want to live here in peace... but we never get what we want, do we?"

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Raphael managed to get his rest and started to look normal while Emily took Purity to school while Caleb made his age 14 just like Purity so he could keep an eye on him, when Purity got to school he was enrolled and needed to introduce himself along with Caleb, "Hello, my name is Purity, i am 14 years of age and i'm a half blood between human, Tanthroid and Chaos spawn, My father is the god of chaos and my mother is the spirit of order, my Uncle here is Roberts, he is full tanthroid and spirit of chaos but not discord chaos and is weaker then my dad," He said motioning to Caleb, "Hello like my nephew said I am Caleb, I am 14 and current general for my families army so don't mess with me," Caleb growled before sitting at the back of the class playing tiny pranks on the class, Purity just shook his head and walked to his table and learning stuff, At lunch the students avoided the two relatives while Caleb taught Purity how to use the different weapons and armor of the dark age's of technology and polishing his own guns and armor, during class the next day he brought in a small squad of golems and M.O.X.X to fight a mock tiny battle.

1515764 Diamond Tiara and Silverspoon walked up to them "I don't know why you even bothered coming here, you are a freak and no one will like you, you should just go home to your freak of nature family and leave ponyville!" raphael appeared and simply turned them into fat colts "You wanna piss me off more?" the two bullies immediately demanded that they be returned to normal, to which Raphael shrugged "It wears off over time, and i am NOT helping bitches like you"

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Purity started clenching his fist and reciting battle strategies to calm him down before Diamond tiara Grabbed his Helmet that he had strapped to his pants(for standby use) and ripped it off and started to write profanities on at, Caleb, watching from the top of the roof saw Purity getting picked on and down a Golem sergeant(Really no different except with blue armor and not green and carries a banner of Order and Chaos on it's back walked up and grabbed the helmet and cleaning the profanity off, "If you wish to not eat through a tube for a month i would suggest leaving him alone," it said with a hollow voice before shoving her away, "Excuse me sir but what are you doing and why are you shoving Diamond Tiara," Cheerily asked as she walked outside before noticing the symbol on the banner and the symbol on Purity's Berret(I think that how you spell the hat) and the chevrons on the golem and the rank of Purity, "Please tell your goon to leave the school," she ordered him with a cold stare, "Purity, we were not aware you were so highly viewed in a gang," she said coldly before recalling seeing the same Insignia on Caleb, "And where is your uncle?" she asked looking around.
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1516586 Raphael turned to Cheerile, a dark look on his face "If the teacher will not prevent some whore from bullying my son, i will allow Limbos golems to guard him, and it is not a gang, it is our own army of the gods, and his uncle is keeping an eye on him from afar, as was I when I discovered that bitch bullying my son and you just sitting there and watching like a stupid slut while your student was mistreated" Raphael then snaps his finger and the amount of Golems doubles

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(It doubles to two Golems, LOL)

"Dad, it's fine, also she never knew about the the army, so what do you think of our Nations name, Chorder doesn't sound right." Purity asked as Caleb jumped down from the roof with a thud, " hey purity, your just like me, already in charge and ready to marry," Caleb stated with pride before parkouring his way to the library to borrow a book.

1516717[it includes the small ones] Raphael thought for a moment "How about the grand balance?"

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"Hmm, good but how abouts the Imperium of Man," Purity suggested with a grin as he made the clones have a miniature war for his entertainment as he formed commanded one side.
Caleb just arrived at the library to give spike the gems he needed to give him for a purple wingless dragons scale(only one wingless purple dragon) and are worth trillions of dollars and going off to forge his new power armor for Purity's Birth day in his secret bunker out in the Corrupted forest that was also for his birthday and in case the griffons attack.

1516779 Raphael was thinking "That sounds familiar... but okay, we'll use that!" Raphael decides to continue working on Puritys next B-day gift, then remembers something, and summons Gilda "OY Gildy! Your boyfriends birthday is tomorrow!" he then goes to work on the special Golem he was building, he is going to name it Steve, it already had the hovering down, just needed the sunlight cannons to be suped up, and the profanity issue had to be fixed,Raphael swore, he would not only make a supreme body guard, but a best friend for his son! "Oy boss, got any oil? i am really thirsty!' there, the profanity issue was dealt with, now... "Woah! That feels awesome! bet i could blast a diamond into slag now!" There, all fixed for tomorrow "You ready for tomorrow Steve?" Steve nodded eagerly "Yeah guv, I can't wait to meet my friend! Gonna have so much fun!" Steve did a 'fist' pump and accidentally blasted through the roof "Dammit...everyone must of seen that... the surprise is ruined!"

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Caleb saw the flash of light and ran home, what he saw was a hovering Golem that looked like a human with a gem for a crotch and no legs... and he had a smoking cannon that looked like it was made of light, "So bro, whats up with the new toy?" he asked as if he didn't notice the beam of light, "just something for Purity's B-day tomorrow," Raph grunted as he tried to fix the random firing of the cannon, "Hold on and bring him with us, i have something i need to show you," Caleb said with excitement as he led them to Purity's bunker, "I made this baby for Purity, he has everything he needs as a general," Caleb said with pride at his Bunker, "only thing missing is if he wants heavy bolters or plasma cannons," he muttered as he showed them the interior which was 5 stories deep, "He has charging rooms for the Golems, Weapons lockers and armor rooms, he has manufacturers that can produce the Weapons instead of needing to find more, and he also has a Garage downstairs with 2 baneblades and Land raiders," He finished the tour with 4 giant tanks that look like they could win a war by them selves, The bane blades were painted with a camo Pattern and instead of having the regular armament, they had Mac cannons and Howitzer artillery pieces sticking out of it, "these babies are called Battle Barges, they can carry an entire garrison of Golems(50 golems including armor, charging gems and weapons with room for a portable base) with room to spare, they also can deploy out in the field to a firebase thats why we can only have two otherwise we would be prone to theft," Caleb listed the advantages of the Bane blade, "But it's slow and bulky, makes an easier target for breach loaded Cannons the Griffons have got, and they may have shields but when deployed it takes almost an hour to pack up, and they are immune to Magic so i had to manually make these modifications." he said with sadness. "The land raiders are for Purity to equip and arm," he finally finished before leaving the bunker with Raph who was in awe at his skills of mechanical engineering, "Hey Caleb, can you build a rocket ship and a few probes for space exploration, i want to mine the moon," Raph asked while rubbing the back of his head, "Sure but it will take afew years,"

1524039 Raphael finished fixing Steve and sighed "...You think he will like our gifts?" Rafael really hoped he did, he had personally worked on it since his sons last birthday