Alright, ready to show off what we can do, Pearl?
*As I'll ever be, Dawn. My harmony chip has acquired the proper upgrades since our practice run.*
Excellent! Let's get this show on the road!

[Music starts]

There was a certain colt, a guard of the Empire
He was kind and gentle, and for that he caught much ire
Most folks would look at him with anger and disgust
But for those who saw his heart they only gave him trust

He could swoon a mare right off her hooves
Full of charm and righteous acts
Yet he never tried to put the moves on
Any mare who was attached

Go go Flash Sentry
Charmer of the Princess, sing
He was a true man of chivalry
Go go Flash Sentry
Princess Twili’s love machine
It was a pride how sweet he could be!

He won a girl's young heart and never went too far
And for that all of moral think he's really wunderbar
He danced without a care though the style was uneased
All because his lady friend he did just want to please

For Twilight there was no better fellow
Much to certain ponies’ dismay
They called out with such a mighty bellow
They would have their way

Go go Flash Sentry
Charmer of the Princess, sing
He was a true man of chivalry
Go go Flash Sentry
Princess Twili’s love machine
It was a pride how sweet he could be!

And when his kindness and courteous attitude
Showed no sign of ever coming to an end
The cries of several offended children who didn't
Stand a chance only grew louder

This boy has got to die, declared the angered lots
But their whining couldn't even move a single dot
No doubt that Flash Sentry was true to All his charms
Proving acting like an adult put the lady in his arms

Then one night some simple Flashlight fanboys
Said they liked his heart for her
But this caught the eye of fandom viceroys
Who declared the ship to burn

Go go Flash Sentry
Charmer of the Princess, sing
Through all they threw this ship wouldn't die
Go go Flash Sentry
Princess Twili’s love machine
A person's love is their own to decide

Go go Flash Sentry
Charmer of the Princess, sing
They wouldn't quit, they wanted his head
Go go Flash Sentry
Princess Twili’s love machine
We celebrate, ‘cause he still isn't dead!

Oh, those Bronies...

Nice! Really nailed the verses there, Pearl! And good job with the monologue, Pigeon!
*Thank you,*
Happy to help, sir. But do you really think people who don't ship Flashlight are that bad?
Nah, I'm only talking about the people who treated Twilight getting a good love interest like the second coming of hitler.
Ah, I see.
*Well, I thought it was pretty fun. Who would like some delicious cake to celebrate our first successful parody?*

...

Pearl, why do I get the feeling there is no cake?

What's the music based on?

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This goofy video I stumbled across.