Alright, since Irongalley is a lazy fuck, here's a new thread with all the details.
Premise:
The gods of Humanity managed to discover a new dimension and now to gain more followers(and therefore become more powerful), they're going to each send their most zealous follower (that's us) through a portal to convert the locals. We arrive in diff places, and try to contact the locals.

Me: Christianity: Horseington
Tap BaDapDa: Catholic: Appleoosa
Inspectah Class: Scientology(Frylock): Baltimare
Irongalley: Crustaceanism: Fillydelphia
Queue: Pastafarianism:Trottingham
Regidar: Judaism: Canterlot

There we go. Correct me if I messed something up.

1139986 Mine is Church of Frylock, not Scientology.

1139990
Same thing

1139986 yeah you fucking messed up where's my religion

1140004
If you want in on the colab, choose a religion (not one we already chose) and choose a random city in Equestria.
We're each typing a first chapter, then we're going to compile it into a story. We kinda went over it in this thread.

1140010 ah
I shall preach Judaism

1140013
Think of a random city, bitch (Ponyville and Canterlot r too cliche)

1140018 fuck you
I chose Canterlot
it's the perfect place for jews

1140039
But Celestia and Luna will Crucify you. Bitches be bitches.
Whatever, you can have Canterlot if you want.

1140050 awesome sauce!
so, who is preaching the religion? A human?

1140065
Yes, you (or whoever you choose). We didn't really talk about that. You can self insert if you want, or not.

Glorious! Let's do diz!

1140068 works well because I am a jew

1140090
You're also a dirty liar!
You expect me to believe you're a jew? Ha!

1140094 I once spent three years collecting pennies then smelted them down into one uber penny the size of a car door.

1140108
I guess that is a pretty jewish thing for someone to do. Stingy fucking jews...

1140112 indeed