Where's Joker? I need to know where he is. Now.

1222876
*Twitcha twitch*
My body... is trying... to die.
Can you put me down please?

1222876 Wouldn't you like to know?

1222876
Wait... YOU'RE THE JOKER!

1222894 If you insist
"drops you to the stone cold ground below"

1222895 I don't have time for one of your riddles. Tell me now or there will be trouble.

1222876 Oh hi there! Can I help you.

1222910 Tell me where Joker is.

1222911 Why would you want to know that? Are you going to hurt him?

1222903 Strange, time went wonky for a minute there, regardless you'll get no information from me.

Unless you're willing to play nice.

I know exactly where he is, he's right behind you.

1222917 "Sigh" What is it this time Nigma?

1222921 I know where he is! I'll tell you for a waffle.

1222897

I'm not insane.
I know who you are, and you're not Bruce Wayne. You're THE JOKER!
Hey "Bats", you see that room?
*Frappe points to the room a short distance away*
*It's very small, and you can guess the joker isn't in it*

1222926 Be Quiet.

1222921 That's more like it!

You see, the individual you are seeking does not truly exist at this time. But of course, you already knew that when you came here.

The problem comes from the natural struggle that your seeking Joker provides, after all, it would only take one... slip.

And no-one would be able to tell the difference between you.

So then, what is it that separates you from him? Why and how are you different?

Solve that conundrum, and you'll find Joker.

1222932 Why Mr.bat? If I tell you will you hurt him? He touched my butt.

1222921 You'll never stop the boss Batman, even if we did tell you, your not leaving this thread alive.

1222932
I know where he is.
You probably won't believe me though. It is pretty crazy.

1222956 Dont tell him. Hes being mean.

1222968
Shut up! I know what I'm doing.

1222980 Don't you tell me to shut up! *magics out switchblade* I'll fucking cut you!

1222938 He is a homicidal maniac while I'm a "Caped Crusader" as they call it. I may be called crazy for dressing up like a Bat but I'm not the one who dresses up like a clown murdering innocent people.That's why I must find him before he murders more people. I could say the same about you. You kidnap innocent civilians and put them in a game of life or death, forcing them to solve a riddle otherwise they would die.

1222991 You be quit to! I'll cut your ass up too!

1223005 Be Quiet.

1222991 Darwinism at it's finest, I agree.

Intelligence is the name of the game inbthis modern world, if you don't have it, you can't survive nowadays.

My games just make it literal.

Speaking of taking things literally, maybe you should try to read between the lines, as it were.

1223007 YOUR THE FUCKING JOKER!

1223013 Be Quiet.

1223013

Wait... YOU'RE THE JOKER!

That's what I said... twenty four minutes ago.

1223021 uyhgbyunbiuhvbik! *storms out*

1223023 *jumps at you with knife*

1223012 "Appears right behind you and grabs you"
You were saying?

1223029 Be Quiet.

1223035 no you

1223047 Be Quiet.

1223049 no you

1223051 Be Quiet.

1223029
*Frappe skillfully dodges the brutish attack*
*Orange is stabbed instead*
Not again! FUC...
*Orange has been stabbed in the heart and passes out*

1223032 Really? You found the one difference between you?

The single point of division that prevents you from being him, and him from you?

Hah!

My my, aren't we getting bold, dear Batty?

Perhaps you should stop thinking about how people see you and pay a little more attention to what makes you tick.

Let's look into the mind of Gotham's hero and see the truth. Saviour, or madman? Which do you think he is beneath that mask?

*Grabs for your mask!*

1223064 "As you take of that mask, you find another mask on me"
I always come prepared. "Cuffs you"

1223032
You won't be able to catch me Bats. I've never been caught by anybody!
Tentacle monster.
...Willingly.

1223068 He was being mean to me! Please hurt him!

1223070 Oh, what are you so afraid of, Batty?

It's not like what's under there would actually surprise anyone!

The evidence is plain as day, we can all see it!

Oh, and does it mean anything to you that I have a sprigbof parsley in my mouth?

1223089 "Takes it out of your mouth, grabs you again and glides away right before it explodes"

1223108 Magic. Literally.

1223104 The... the parsley wasn't the explosive, I have a bomb in my stomache.

Not that it matters, since I seem to have a weaker jaw than I'd thought, but still...

1223118 "Uses detective mode which reveals there is no bomb in your stomach"
Now tell me where Joker is.

1223126 "uses smoke bomb and takes out your henchmen one by one"

1223165 "dodges the bullets and throws a batarang at you"

1223146 That's odd, I thought it was in me... Who did I put it in then? Maybe Eru?

1223071 Eru, do any of you have a bomb in your stomach?