Welcome patients to cell assignment. As you guessed, I am assigning some of you new cells.
Eru IIuvatar

His cell is actually between two cells. He's going to have restless nights.

SnarkKnight

With a cellmate!

TheGuyWhoCumsOnPonies

He gets to be in a cell with these to.

Midnight Bloom

Well that's all folks. Sorry if you didn't get a cell. You will just have to wait for the next Cell Assignment.

Meep.

1222276 I thought TGWCOP got banned…

Actually, yes, he was…

1222276 I call top bunk. Do I get to keep the bald guy in the orange suit?

1222300 No. He gets to keep you.

1222288

1222301 At least this cell has a toilet unlike the iron maiden.

1222276
At least I don't have a "Buddy" to deal with.
*Frappe is pissed off. Why can't she have a roommate?*
I am pissed off. Why can't I have a roommate?
*That's what I said*
Nopony cares!
*Look, I'm paid to be here and describe what's happening, ok? Now shut up and let me do my job*
If you're so great, why haven't I seen you on this thread before?
*Because... Shut up!*

Oh cool, I still don't have a cell, I'M PRETTY SURE, THAT I CAME HERE WITH THOSE GUYS? What... am I not crazy enough for you? OOOGIDDY BOOGIDDY!

1222415 If you insist......
Your new cell!

With some cellmates!

1222276 Im glad im staying with Midnight! *bursts into flames and runs out of the room screaming*

1222469 They don't look crazy to me, don't blame me if I end up shanking them all.