Well it took me all night, but I've prepared something I think you'll like.
Now, since this is my first experiment, I've decided to take it slow, nothing too complicated.
So, here is the situation: Each of you is suspended on a small caged platform being suspended from the ceiling, beneath you is a horridly monstrous amalgamation of whirring metal blades that will reduce you to a fine paste in about three seconds.
So here are the rules: I will provide a simple riddle of my own devising, it's up to you to solve it, and whoever does, wins!
The winner will be allowed to go free, the rest will be dropped into the pit one by one.
But.
If anyone tries to escape, they will be dropped into the pit.
Also, if the riddle isn't solved by midnight, then I'll 'randomly' choose one of you to live.
By which I mean I won't drop you, you'll have to find your own way out.
Now that should cover everything important, on to the riddle itself:
"If you know it, stay silent, if you don't, SPEAK UP!"
1220973 It's funny, do you remember how Sombra enchanted the place where the Crystal Heart was kept, so that anyone who teleported out would be dragged back?
1223677 Is it bad that pretty much every joint in my body starts to "Crack" when I stretch? Even my hips. I've been sitting in this cage too long, I have to do something when I'm bored.
Anyway, here's some music that I found in my spare time. They should play over the intercom... constantly.
1223900 You're just as insane as the rest of us! You couldn't kill anyone if you tried! You'd think that you'd killed us, but really, you just imagined it! We're all maniacs bumbling around an insane asylum growling at everything.
You see, after being strapped to a table, hooked up with IV and food supplemental machines, they proceeded to make me listen to a year long version of this. When I got free, I got a pistol and blew my Friggin brains out!
Then I woke up in a morgue, only to find out that I'm immortal.
1223935 It's the irony, the cosmic joke! Listening to that makes you insane enough that you want to die! But then you can't. Ha ha universe. That was a good one.
Well it took me all night, but I've prepared something I think you'll like.
Now, since this is my first experiment, I've decided to take it slow, nothing too complicated.
So, here is the situation:
Each of you is suspended on a small caged platform being suspended from the ceiling, beneath you is a horridly monstrous amalgamation of whirring metal blades that will reduce you to a fine paste in about three seconds.
So here are the rules:
I will provide a simple riddle of my own devising, it's up to you to solve it, and whoever does, wins!
The winner will be allowed to go free, the rest will be dropped into the pit one by one.
But.
If anyone tries to escape, they will be dropped into the pit.
Also, if the riddle isn't solved by midnight, then I'll 'randomly' choose one of you to live.
By which I mean I won't drop you, you'll have to find your own way out.
Now that should cover everything important, on to the riddle itself:
"If you know it, stay silent, if you don't, SPEAK UP!"
"What is 'it'?"
Have fun!
1220431
Ok white, you solve the riddle when he says it.
Because you're too dumb?
*sigh* Yes, because "I'm really dumb"
1220564 Our first contender!
Well now!
"If you know it, stay silent, if you don't, SPEAK UP!"
"What is 'it'?"
1220587
I HAVE NO IDEA!
WHAT?!?! You're SUPPOSED TO BE SMART!
1220735 Don't worry, you have until midnight to figure it out.
...Unless somebody else does first.
1220431 *Catches on fire and teleports out out cage*
1220973 It's funny, do you remember how Sombra enchanted the place where the Crystal Heart was kept, so that anyone who teleported out would be dragged back?
That.
1220431 Can you pass the popcorn?
1221129 But of course, here you go!
1220431 The answer is the answer.
1221193 I didn't ask for the answer.
1221246 Then what do you want?
1221261 I asked what 'it' is, if you can tell me what 'it' is in the riddle, you go free.
1221306 Is it a secret?
1221320 Well if it wasn't then you'd be liable to survive this, now wouldn't you?
Just remember, you have until midnight to come up with a solution.
1220973>>1220735
Tick, tock, tick tick, tock.
1221343 Then is it nothing?
1221360 A good answer, but not the solution to this particular riddle.
1221376 He doesn't seem to be getting anywhere. I would pull the switch right now.....
1221571 Well it doesn't seem very sporting...
1221360 I'll give you one more chance, just throw out an answer or six, there's no penalty! Except that you'll die.
1221571 I'm a she.
1221612 Is it the riddle? I give up.
1221802
1221811 My first insane stamp. I will treasure it always.
1221802 Well, it's been real fun, but you get to hell, send Fluffy my regards!
*click*
"It", is this
1220996 *appears on your back, still on fire* Surprise hugz!
1222186 No, that's Pennywise.
1222642 Ordinarily I'd be angry, but you're so warm and cuddly!
*hugz!*
Oh, that warmth was fire...
1222664 *Still on fire, randomly licks your ear* Murph! *teleports away and doesn't come back for some reason*
1222674 I have the weirdest boner right now...
1222689 me too
1222664 NO, THAT'S "IT"!
1222856 This is It!
But even this is not 'it'.
1222856>>1222697>>1220735>>1221811
Well everyone, it's been real fun, but midnight is almost upon us!
...Which of course means that this is your last chance to solve the riddle, soooo....
Good luck!
1223677 I dont know. The 5th amendment?
1223687 Why would I want you not to talk if you knew the fifth amendment?
1223695 I don;t know. Im just high right now.
*randomly starts floating away* Meeeeeeeh!
1223677
Is it bad that pretty much every joint in my body starts to "Crack" when I stretch? Even my hips.
I've been sitting in this cage too long, I have to do something when I'm bored.
Anyway, here's some music that I found in my spare time.
They should play over the intercom... constantly.
1223799 I'll solve that.
1223701>>1222856>>1221833
Oh well, you all tried!
*Drops the cages into the waiting maw of spinning blades*
Paste.
1223823 *bursts into flames and melts the blades before being killed, shrugs and trots off, still on fire* la la la la la la la
1223823 Is paste the answer? I don't get it.
1223833>>1223799>>1222856>>1221811>>1223839
THE ANSWER!
WAS!
'Ignorance'.
1223823 *Blades break off on my skin* I'm hard to hit bro, my style is too devastating.
1223823
So I won?
1223864
Just a moment, I have an important question:
WHY DOES NOBODY I KILL STAY DEAD?
I swear these methods are supposed to be lethal, and yet it gets me nowhere!
1223900 You're just as insane as the rest of us! You couldn't kill anyone if you tried! You'd think that you'd killed us, but really, you just imagined it! We're all maniacs bumbling around an insane asylum growling at everything.
1223883 No, you crashed down upon the blades like the others.
No need to worry though, considering my track record you'll probably survive this.
1223909 That would explain Swiggity at least...
1223913
I got immortality from listening to THIS!
You see, after being strapped to a table, hooked up with IV and food supplemental machines, they proceeded to make me listen to a year long version of this.
When I got free, I got a pistol and blew my Friggin brains out!
Then I woke up in a morgue, only to find out that I'm immortal.
1223926 At least with you there's an explanation.
Kind of.
1223935
It's the irony, the cosmic joke!
Listening to that makes you insane enough that you want to die! But then you can't.
Ha ha universe. That was a good one.
1223951 Well, on the other hand, now that you're insane anyway, and immortal...
Wait...
You're like deadpool! Only orange! And therefore not red! Also your name is not Deadpool!
But you are similar to Deadpool in other ways!